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Arogantné Poľsko/Arrogant Poland (Old article)
Posted 8 years ago by
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Je tu druhé vydanie novín Slovenskje Národňje Novini

Čerstvé novinky o slovensko-poľskom vzťahu po odchode jackista a rozpade Empire:
Dôvod útoku: Poliakom sa už zunovalo mať väčšinu územia nížinatú. Preto si ako ďalšie miesto okupácie vybrali Nitry-Trenčín a Ružomberok. Tým chcú vyjadriť samotným Tatrám (pozn. red.: pán prezident ePoľska upresnil, že niečo do seba majú aj ostatné okolité pohoria ako sú Nízke Tatry, Veľká a Malá Fatra a iné veľkú úctu a poprial im rozširovanie cestovného ruchu a nových turistov do budúcna, teda najmä Poliakov, ktorí to bez hraníc budú mať na skok.

Prezident ePoľska Kowal88 si však uvedomil, že to nie je dostatočné vysvetlenie. Obával sa hlavne toho, že si znepriatelí štáty v ktorých sa nachádzajú ešte vyššie pohoria ako na eSlovensku, ako je napr. eFrancúzsko (Alpy), eTaliansko (Alpy) alebo aj eČína (Himaláje). Preto rovno označil naše regióny za zbytočné. Asi zabudol na také vysnívané turistické destinácie ako sú napríklad Habakuky.



A aby bolo hlúpych nápadov ešte viac. Zmyslel si, že budeme platiť za niečo, čo je naše. Náš pán prezident Faoiltiarna ich poslal nepriamo do anusu. Kongresmani súhlasili s vojnou a vzťahy sú ešte viac napäté.

Odporúčania slovenským občanom (ukrajinským taktiež ) :
Nekupujte nasledovné veci z Poľska:
-letenky (nekvalitné lietadlá, nekvalitné letenky a o autách a iných vozidlách ani nehovorím )
-jedlo (teda ak neobľubuje rôzne veci ako je napríklad posypová soľ alebo jed na potkany)
-zbrane (neviete z kadiaľ vystrelí náboj)
-darčeky ( sú proste drahé )

Tieto odporúčania sú len na krátku dobu. Vrchný inšpektoriát pre závady potravín aliance VVV poslal do Poľska kontrolu, aby skotroloval poľské jedlo. V prípade zmeny Vám všetko oznámim. Ďakujem za pochopenie

A jeden slogan na záver: Meníme menu a nie cenu. Preto sa čoskoro pripravte na vrátenie k SKK. Poľsko proti nám nemá šancu!

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And here it is. The second article of Slovenskje Národňje Novini

Fresh news about relation between Slovakia and Poland after jackist left and the Empire broke-up:
Reason of Poland attack: Poles were depressed when they saw almost their whole territory is lowland. That is the reason why they took Nitra-Trenčín and Ružomberok. They wanted to say to Tatras (Editor’s note: CP of ePoland specified that other mountains, like Low Tatras, Great and Little Fatra, are pretty) that they have respect to them and they wished to Tatras enlarging of tourism and new tourists, mostly Poles, because it is short distance from Poland to any Slovak mountain.

CP of ePoland Kowal88 realized that it is not sufficient explanation. He was worried that he will set by the ears countries which have higher mountains than Slovak mountains like eFrance (Alpes), eItaly (Alpes) and eChina (Himalayas). And right after that he said our regions are useless. He perhaps forgot destinations like Habakuky.



And we wanted more stupid ideas so ksavras thought we will pay for something ours. Our CP Faoiltiarna indirectly sent them to an anus. Congressmen agreed with the war and relation between this countries is very intense.

Recommendation to Slovak people (Ukrainians, too) :
Do not buy this things from Poland:
-tickets (inferior planes, inferior tickets and i am not going to mention cars and another vehicles )
-food (if you do not like stuff like road salt and rat poison)
-weapons (you do not know from where gun will shoot)
-gifts ( they are just expensive )

These recommendations are only for short time. Chief Inspectorate for failure of food of alliance VVV sent to ePoland control to check chondition of polish food. In case of change I will inform you. Thanks for your understanding.

And one slogan for the end: We are changing currency, not the price!! Be prepare, we will come back to SKK really soon. ePoland do not have any chance when they are against us!!


ĎAKUJEM ZA PREČÍTANIE / THANKS FOR READING
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