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Greetings fellow E-Sim Americans,
It has been a pleasure thus far supplying America with The Weekly Key. I want to thank all of you have taken, or do take, the time to read this newspaper whether you vote and subscribe it or not. I also would like to say I truly appreciate those of you that have voted, are subscribed to it, and or have offered any kind of feedback.
You are the key to this paper’s success, and I thank you for being as such and I hope to continue to deliver a newspaper that, whether you agree with its views or not, you find to be of quality stock.
Sincerely,
-Kaizer M. King
Kolumn Sutra: Koncerning Thoughts
“…FROM AMERICA WITH LOVE, YOU COMMIE BASTARDS!...”
The above words shook all of sUSA’s shout when they were yelled as a battle cry by TheHentaiChrist , a member of New America First , just before he initiated a resistance war.
On March 5th, 2012 at approximately 08:20 hours, TheHentaiChrist initiated a battle with our Russian oppressors on the east coast of what once was a part of the United States. While it can be assumed that such action was taken due to an overwhelming sense of patriotism, frustration and a desire to finally be free… citizens should be concerned that these actions, which are in violation of the NAP currently in place between our two countries, could lead to actions that could result in the sUSA being completely occupied by Russian forces. It may also negatively affect our nation’s ability to negotiate NAPs and or other types of agreements with other countries due to the world looking at this and seeing it as America being unable to hold true to her agreements.
Though TheHentaiChrist is a member of the NAF, it is believed that he does not in fact represent the beliefs of his party with such actions. Given the fact that majority of the congress seats are occupied by the NAF, as well as the presidential seat, and they have been stating that we should wait and be patient, it is unlikely that they support the actions taken by one of their newer members. It is even more unlikely that they would be in support of any action that would result in not only Americans fighting each other in a battle, but also their own party members fighting on opposite sides of the battlefield.
Seeing the above, there are citizens that would have very appropriate questions such as… if this party cannot control their own actions, how are they going to be capable of running a country?
And while questions like the above would have some merit, the other side of that is the obvious… that while yes, an organization must and should take responsibility for the actions of their members, as well as hold them to some sort of accountability, they in no way are capable of predicting and preventing anyone and everyone in their group from taking actions that are contradictory to their goals. There is no organization in existence, that has had a significant number of members and have been around for a significant period of time that hasn’t had their share of people whose heart was in the wrong place but their actions were problematic for their organization.
Besides, in the short time that this paper has been in publication, publically, the NAF appears to be the most active contributors to the sUSA out of all three parties so why should they be penalized too badly for the misstep of one member? This is not to say that the other parties are not as active or that the other parties do not have a member or two that are majorly contributing to change. It is only to say that it is undeniable that the efforts of the NAF have been the most visible to the people as of late.
Regardless, despite numerous shouts against such practices and a great number of news articles published, some of which by their own party members, TheHentaiChrist still took an action that may prove detrimental to many aspects of our nation. But almost more concerning to many citizens is that when the person responsible for this unsanctioned attack, upon witnessing members of their own party state in shout that this resistance war was not authorized, responded with:
“…The RW in the East Coast is NOT approved; therefore AWESOME! o/…”
While this resistance will probably be resolved much in the same fashion as all the others, with the sUS explaining what happened and then helping to stop this resistance, one has to wonder… how many more times will such a thing be tolerated before there are great repercussions for such actions?
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**This article is intended to inspire change and not an attempt to make anyone feel bad or accuse them of being a bad citizen. We all make mistakes from time to time, but the important thing is that when we realize that we have done so, we change. This is just a perspective from a madman named “Kaizer,” so chill.
Job hunter
(The job market is booming)
Nothing says, “SEXY” like a guns… well other than, you know, sexy type stuff. Guns are more dangerous than sexy, but you know what I mean. Anyway, if you’re looking to build guns and get paid for it, there are plenty of job openings at:
USA Weapons 2
USA Weapons 3
Sure, if you work here, you will be working for a man that looks like a wizard one week and a pirate on another. It is possible that his beard knows 20 ways to kill a man, but you know what? You’ll be working for one of the most well known weapon manufacturers in the world if you manage to land a job at:
Smith & Wesson
So what is the Grim Reaper doing when he’s not helping someone’s immortal soul transition out of the physical plane and into the next state of existence? He feeds us, that’s what! And he could use a hand making those morbidly good dishes. Make sure that if you get this job, you don’t shake the hand of the owner upon accepting it or else… there wil still be a job opening at:
Grim’s Eats
Do you not have a job? Are you terrible at motivating yourself? Can you resist eating food that you make? Then come work at a place where you won’t only make food, but a drill sergeant will be yelling at you the whole time in order to keep you motivated. So if the only kind of motivation that will work for you is the threat of a combat boot potentially being shoved where you sit down, then go apply to:
American Food
Uncle Sam wants you to cut your hair and make sure that you have the proper shave. He also wants you to have a job. The starting pay isn’t much if your Eco Skill is 1, but being the Army is your employer, the room for advancement should be promising at:
US Army Weapon
Whoever said that sheep aren’t dangerous didn’t know wool about sheep. Not only are they dangerous, they also have firepower and if the idea of working for the guy that shags them and supplies them with arms appeals to you, then you may find a job with:
Sheep’s Weapons
Maybe it is not enough for you to own a gun. Maybe having the American flag tattooed on your arm, back, chest, and stomach is also not enough. Maybe dressing like Uncle Sam on the 4th of every month also falls short. You want to be as patriotic as you can be, so why not make patriotic bread? Why not work at:
USA Bread
There are people that make friends through websites. Some use work or school to meet new people and become friends… but then there are those that use space cannons pointed towards the planet in order to force them into friendship. If your need for cash is greater than your morals, then you may want to apply to:
Orbital Friendship Cannons, Inc.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
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