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Contrary to many reports, Russia and Lithuania are not at war. Well, they were, for a day, and it was awesome because H/DS stacks, but it was a lulz war. So relax.
From what I can gather from international newspapers, this is what happened
Lithuania elects TonyMontana CP. There is much joking about teaming up with Poland in Lithuanian campaign articles before the election. The night Tony is elected he actually tries to carry out the plan of teaming up with Poland. It wasn't a joke. Or may it was. Depending on if google translate is working right, Tony may have been very drunk while doing all this.
He proposes war against Russia and gets it through Congress, somehow (by a vote of 10:0 actually, but I think it was a mix of lulz votes and real votes).This wipes out all of Lithuania's MPPs
...people get pissed. A civil war is proposed in Lithuania. Also, an MPP with China is proposed by Tony. wat? It gets voted down.
Tony announces he will be stepping down and accepting impeachment. He also calls the civil war a waste of gold. I have no idea what else he said because Google translate cannot into the Lithuanian language (ie "fiberboard with China" and "In fact, all these laws were to run at full drunken me (do not say that I regret - not really), but as I would not be so sober" ...?).
A cease fire is proposed, and Russia accepts.
The End
As of now, the civil war is still going on. It has looked boring so far, but looks like BAY is just starting to put up damage for the rebels. And just now, Sweden attacked Lithuania, probably trying to take advantage of the civil war damage drain. No idea if it will be successful. I doubt it.
The more you know....
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