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Hi, today I will reperesent some famous and not so famous lithuanians in porpuse to laugh at them

1. The very important and well-know officials of The Minor Duchy of Lithuania aka Land of Amber which is being imported from Russia:

Azartiskas
The most professional trolling master in Lithuania. Just couple of Poles could be able to compete with this very important person. He has trolled China, Russia, Poland and the Planet of Mars.
He also was the minor duke of minor duchy of Lithuania for twice.



this monument was specially built to Azartiskas and symbolize four enslaved nation: Lithuanians, Romans, Ancient Greeks and Chuck Norris.

Bato Usai
Only one lithuanian duke who knew a meaning of the word "polite". Some even say, that he could fluent count from one to ten. History shows his almighty power above all Zeus and Jesus, but where is he now, nobady knows...
There is a legend that he just came home - to his planet

MoGoM
He rules Lithuania know. The main features of this minor duke are - he is enemy of Latvia and kopis_uk . Older ppl claim, that they have witnessed his fighting the most powerfull nation on e-sim - the Swedish Barbarians aka Vikings... and lost cuz slip on shit, which was taken by the same kopis_uk 5 min before.

shvo
He used to be one of main royal (sorry - I meant RURAL) captains of lithuanian army of dwarfs. But curentlly he's got a raise - now he is captain obviuos the rural vassal of Lithuania aka Future Poland Province.

Briediss
The Moose of Rural woods of Lithuania.

2. Lithuanians who don't like lithuanians mentioned above:

kopis_uk
As one chronicler said - Copijus the Spartain. Also know as immortal soldier who feeds on BH medals. He hate every above mantioned citizens and try to defeat them by changing rules of language of lithuanians.



He was incriminated as cousing loose for SWE cuz of taking a shit in wrong place, so he's in jail now.

Achta
He is mostly know cuz of being an Anarchist. He also is a right hand of Copijus the Spartain. He main activity on e-sim is to write an articles. The votes record of his newspaper consisted of 4 votes.

Armadicus
She is a witch. The legend tells that at the beginning it was nothing but kopis_uk and Azartiskas . Then came Chuck Norris and created e-sim. Chuck said to those lads: to one of you I will give a right to rule the rural duchy, to other I will give a woman. Azartiskas was virgin back then so he drafted ruling right. kopis_uk is still virgin for now - so hard to explaine, why he choosed Ragana

kkastytis
The fastest sprinter of Virgin Army ruled by kopis_uk dispite the fack he lacks a onbe leg he is son of Azartiskas , but he dont like his father cuz the father is bad by not paying alimony.

3. Some stranger from foreing coutries...

dr love
Guess, he is Jesus of e-sim.

Kghan
The Child of Polands King Jogaila dreaming of the Commowelth of Rural minor duchy of Lithuania and Kingdom of Puchase Oxygen - Live As Noble Dumpass - POLAND

Thanks to my ispiration source - The Chronicle of Lithuania Wars made by heifer

Hope you spent time well.
Bye friends.


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