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I hope you guys liked the first 3 articles. Hollande (bye bye Sakorzy) , Putin and Monti are crying together now.
Now its time that the scandal paper will go to his third country. Our next target is: Germany!
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Facts about Germany:
- Germans are the second largest beer consumers in the world, after the Irish (of course).
- Beer is officially considered a food in Bavaria.
- Chancellor Angela Merkel has a Barbie doll made after her.
- Gummy bears were invented by a German.
- While it is called Oktoberfest, it actually starts in Steptember.
- 65% of the Autobahn (highway) has no speed limit.
- When JFK visited Berlin, he infamously said “Ich bin ein Berliner,” which also translates to “I am a jelly donut.”
- Hugo Boss designed the official uniforms for the Nazi Party and Hitler Youth.
- Holocaust denial is a crime in Germany.
- Albert Einstein, the most recognized scientist in the world, was German and born in Ulm.
- Einstein married his cousin.
- A pillow can be considered a “passive” weapon.
- It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.
- It is illegal to wear a mask in Germany
- Every office must have a view of the sky, even if this is through a very small window.
- By law a pub can never be overcrowded – there is always room for one more drinker at each table – no matter how squashed people are.
- A "quiet time" is observed between noon and 3pm when it is forbidden to mow the lawn, wash cars, play loud music or hammer nails.
- It is forbidden to hand washing out on Sunday.
- You can be fined 20 euros for calling someone an "arse" but 5,000 euros for calling an official a "little Hitler".
- It is illegal to have the ashes of your loved one stored in an urn at home after cremation.
- It is illegal to tune pianos at midnight.
- It is against the law to deny a chimney sweep access to your home if he demands it. (Lol)
The top 5 bad things about Germany
1: They like David Hasselhoff
2: The Bureaucracy (Really it's unbelievable how many signatures they need to order something)
3: They won football tournaments with boring flairless football.
4: Voice overs by movies (really annoying to hear Sean Connery speaking german!)
5: They started several world wars and didn't win a single one
Do we have something good about Germany?
Offcourse
Diane Kruger
1. Fun about France
2. Fun about Russia
3. Fun about Italy
4. Fun about Germany
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