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I hope you guys liked the first 5 articles. Hollande, Putin, Monti, Merkel and Mariano Rajoy Brey are crying together now.
Now its time that the scandal paper will go to his sixt country. Our next target is will be the United states of America!
And believe me when their is one country with alot of very strange laws it wil be the USA!
I had so much more. But E-sim dont allowed me more characters. So the USA must be the weirdest country
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Facts about USA:
Alabama
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Alaska
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
• It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Arizona
• There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
• It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Arkansas
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
• No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
• Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
• One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
• Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Colorado
• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
• It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Connecticut
• It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
• You may not educate domestic cats or dogs.
Delaware
• It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Florida
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
• You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
• It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Georgia
• Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
• One man may not be on another man's back.
• It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Hawaii
• Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears when listening to a Peace officer.
Idaho
• You may not fish on a camel's back.
• Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays after dark is considered a crime.
Illinois
• Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
• It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
Indiana
• Liquor stores may not sell milk on Sundays.
• No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
• Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
• Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.
• It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears.
Iowa
• One-armed piano players must perform for free.
• A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kansas
• No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
Kentucky
• All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the
apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease.
Louisiana
• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
• You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
Maine
• You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Maryland
• It's illegal to take a lion to the movies without a leash.
Massachusetts
• It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building that is not in the city limits, unless there are 2 exits.
• No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
• It is illegal to frighten a pigeon, unless you are shooting them with a pellet gun.
Michigan
• A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
• Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. No license is needed for a rifle.
• Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Minnesota
• Raw hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
Mississippi
• It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
Missouri
• Four women may not rent an apartment together. Only three.
Montana
• It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
• It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a leash.
Nebraska
• If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
• Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.
Nevada
• It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
New Hampshire
• You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
New Jersey
• You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
• On a highway you can not park under a bridge, only over a bridge in an emergency situation.
• It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
New Mexico
• It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
New York
• The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
• A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
• While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
• Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
• During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards down the aisle's or sidewalks.
• You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
North Carolina
• Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
• It is against the law to roller blade on a state highway.
North Dakota
• Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
• It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
• It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.
Ohio
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
• It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
• It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
• A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
• Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
• Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
Oklahoma
• Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
• Tattoos are banned.
• It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
• Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
Oregon
• People may not whistle underwater.
• Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.
Pennsylvania
• You may not sing in the bathtub.
• You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
• All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
• No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
Rhode Island
• You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
South Carolina
• It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club.
• Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
• By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
South Dakota
• It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee
• It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
• It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
• It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Texas
• When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
• It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
• It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Utah
• It is illegal not to drink milk.
• Birds have the right of way on all highways.
• Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Vermont
• Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Virginia
• It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.
• It is illegal to tickle women.
Washington
• It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
• People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
• It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
West Virginia
• Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
• Road Kill may be taken home for supper.
Wisconsin
• While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese
maker's license.
• It is illegal to kiss on a train.
• It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Wyoming
• You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
The top 5 bad things about the USA
1: Obese
2: Their hunger for oil
3: Bush!
4: Tax difference for the rich people and normal people. Even the rich people says they need more taxes
5: The national debt of america
But do we have something good about the USA?
Offcourse
They have the most actresses but yet i maked a mistake with the USA
Megan Fox
1. Fun about France
2. Fun about Russia
3. Fun about Italy
4. Fun about Germany
5. Fun about Spain
6. Fun about the USA
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
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