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I come to you today to announce that I wish to be the eUS Ambassador to eCanada. I feel with my experience and temperament that I would be an asset to both governments in giving everyone what they want most - open and honest communications.
I promise to do the job to the best of my ability.
I promise to be honest at all times.
I promise to do what is best for the eUS citizens.
I promise not to steal any delicious maple syrup while on duty.
This is my resume for Ambassador to Canada.
Syrup
Canadians like syrup. I like syrup.
Language
We speak the same language, so there will be no language barriers.
This is very important since we must discuss things and not much will be lost in translation between American English and Canadian English.
Hockey
Canadians like hockey. I like hockey.
I am being honest here, I like hockey. Depending on the day it is in my top 3 sports to watch.
We are Bros
No matter our differences, Canada and USA are bros. Always will be, no matter what. Even though bros may, sometimes, fight and argue and borrow each others possessions, we are always bros
and that leads me to...
Canada Pacific Coast
Just as bros may fight over a pretty girl, we are usually fighting over CPC. As an eAmerican I would never say that CPC is ours and will always be ours and that you need to give it back to the eUS to control. I would also never say that the losing of CPC several weeks back was a violation of the NAP agreement and the peace signed by the usurper
Ronald Reagan was never approved or ratified by the eUS Congress. I would also never say that every drop of delicious maple syrup from CPC belongs to the citizens of the eUSA.
I would never say any of these things. Even if they were completely true. Even if they were strong beliefs held by every eAmerican, in the government and without. I would never say these things.
So, I ask that all eCanadians and eAmericans contact their elected officials and demand that I am made ambassador to Canada.
PM every one of your Congress-persons.
Make donations to your governments with a message to make me ambassador.
In peaceful times like these, it takes a cool head to keep the peace - and it takes a hot head to start a war. Keep that in mind!!!
Danny Crowley
former eUS (insert many ePositions here)
future Ambassador to Canada
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
