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Greetings, my fellow Americans.
I haven't written you in some time. I do stop in occasionally, to help quicken the inevitable end of something or just to see how things are.
Last time, I saw they added a feature that lets you get your irl back, by the game being dead, but i hated it so i keep coming back. Asuka Langley Soryu wrote something, which I did not read almost any of, but took great job in annoying 'her' in editting. That really made my day to make a parody of it. I wish I remembered how I trolled back in the day but there was just always a lot going on, so knowing will have to be reward enough.
I'm sorry I'm never around anymore.
I've tried a few times to 'come back' in some capacity, but I find myself losing interest quickly and seeing little in ways that I might really serve a function... I don't wish to dissuade anyone from playing, but it seems akin to driving a hearse in my spare time.
Speaking of my spare time, I have too much nowadays.
I'm now living on my own with my dog and I have an unrewarding job as an accountant, which brings with it the ultimate perk; no friends irl. Seriously, I'd skip health insurance for just to end that. I wish i had a car. This amounts to a downward spiral of depression and drinking. At least my life will be over soon, so i've got that to look forward too.
I play Hearthstone quite a bit, i'm actually awful at the game, and started at chrimbo. But i've reached rank 15. So it's not all bad. I'm better than you.
You haven't seen any new pictures of me in... never. So here are some:
U WOT M8
FOR THE HONOUR OF MY FAMIRY
Tripping like hell when the club lights came on
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
