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1、和老婆吵架了,她不和我说话,只是听歌,从好心分手到后来,再到单身情歌,再到犯贱,再到最熟悉的陌生人,现在是飞向别人的床。。。
2、老婆叫我:亲爱的,吃饭了。
我到厨房一看,啥也没有啊,我:啥都没有,吃啥啊?
老婆:有饭我还叫你干嘛?赶紧做!饿着呢!
3、老公:“老婆,说实话,你是不是因为我长得好看才嫁给我的。”
老婆:“你好看?你哪里好看了?”
老公:“你咋不承认了呢?昨天还夸我来着。”
老婆:“我昨天啥时候夸你了?”
老公:“你说我中看不中用,不是夸我好看吗?”
4、老婆逛街回来,开心的说:亲爱的,你看我给你买了什么,当当当当。之见她拿出了一个精致的女士包包。
我疑惑的问她:这是女士的吧?我用不上啊。
老婆得意的说:你不用啊?那我用,嘿嘿。
我。。。你妹!你买包就买包,还说那么好听干啥!
5、我:“老公,你看我长得这么漂亮,要是有坏人非礼我怎么办?”
老公:“没事,你就撩起上衣,告诉他,你还未成年。。。”
!@#!@#!@刀呢!?

1、领导今天开会训话:男员工骚扰女员工属于性骚扰,触犯公司天条,一经举报,立马开除。
有人问:要是女员工骚扰男员工呢?
领导:那。。。算是公司福利吧。。。
2、右手对左手说:你说你会啥,写字?拿筷子?握鼠标?。。。?
左手:你写字的时候我给你压纸,你拿筷子的时候我给你端碗,你握鼠标的时候。。。
别说了。。。
3、由于我比较胖,办公室同事妹子总叫我猪。
昨天中午休息的时候闲聊,新来的同事问我姓啥,我还没来得及搭腔,妹子来了一句:他姓悟能。
新来的同事愣了几秒,来了句:他性无能你是怎么知道的?
4、公交车上有点挤,到个站点又上来了几个人,司机叫开始喊:站在后面的帅哥再往里走走。。。
我很自觉的往车后面挪了几步,这时二货女友说话了:司机说让帅哥往后走走,你激动啥?
5、和女朋友谈恋爱,谈了四年了,要带回去,打电话跟家里人说,家里人就问属什么?我说属狗的。
家里人说属狗的不好,属猪的还可以。
听到他们迷信到这程度,气的我不行,我就问他们:长的像猪行不行?

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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