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Pozdrav. Kao što svi možete vidjeti jako puno igraća griješi u mnogim stvarima. Zato ću danas napisati članak o tome što prosječni igrač treba znati! Udobno se smjestite, pripremnite vodu (ili nešto žešće), grickalice i idemo. 

1.Većina ičraća želi dobiti BH medalju što je i razumno jer ona daje 5 golda i lijep izgled na profilu! Ali evo par stvari u kojima igrači griješe kada uzimaju BH medalju (mislim na igraće do 150k): -nemojte pucati 150k ako je drugi igrač napravio 20k a naša država vodi sa više 70%. Znači pukneš 25k i pratiš bitku i ako netko počne tući velike cifre zamoliš ga u PM da ti je ovo 1. BH i da ti ju pusti, ako on neželi pusiti a i
dalje je preko 70% nemoj više pucati veš štedi za važnije bitke ili druge BH!
-ako ste trariji igrač prepustiite medalju mlađemu

.2.Ne pucati u overkil! Znači nemojte pucati u 1h do kraja bitke već pucajte na kraju! Znači nevrijedi ako je na pola bitke zid 100% za nas ako je na kraju 60% za protivnike! Važan je kraj!


3.Većina igrača nezna neke kratice zato ću ih sada redom napisati:
MEDALJE
-CP-predsjednik države +
-MM-medalja za novinarstvo
-BH-medalja za najveći dmg u rundi
-SB-medalja za pozivanje 10 igrača u igru koji su dostigli 7 lvl
-CM-medalja dobivena ulaskom u kongres
-SS-medalja dobivena treniranjem 30 dana za redom
-HW-medalja dobivena rađenjem 30 dana za redom
-Resistance Medal-medalja dobivena pokretanjem uspješnog pobunjeničkog rata
-Tester Medal-medalja dobivena prijavljivanjem bugov-a

OPČENITE STVARI:
-RW-pobunjenički rat
-MU-military unit tj. vojna jednica
-DMG-šteta napravljena u nekoj bitci ili pobunjeničkom ratu
-PM-privatna poruka
-SUB-preplata na nečje novine
-VOTE-glasanje za dobar članak ili zakon
-MM-market gdje se mogu razmjenjivati goldi i valute
-STR-snaga povećava se redovnim treniranjem
-OVERKILL-kada igrači u nevažnoj bitci nalupaju puno dmg-a
-MMP-savez sa jedne države sa drugom
MINISTARSTVA:
-MoD-Ministar obrane
-MI-Ministar informiranja
-ME-Ministar Ekonomije
-MVP-Ministar Vanjskih Poslova
-MO-Ministar obrazovanja

4.Posjećujte kanale e-sima kako bi mogli razmjenjivati iskustva, ućiti od starijih ili se jednostavno družiti:
Ovo je link: CHAT -uzmite rizon
#esim.hr –Hrvatski kanal
#strade –Kanal za prodaju proizvoda
#e-sim –javni e-sim kanal
#esim.MM –kanal za dobivanje MM medalje


5.Molim vas nemojte svaki 2 min pisati trebam kruha, wepona ili gifta! Naučite zarađivati jer jedino tako možete osjetiti prave čari ove igre! Znači pozivajte igrače, dogurajte ih do lvla 7 i to je već 5 golda a za 10 takvih 55 
Vicevi za kraj:
Napuši se orao na vrhu litice, skroz ušlagiran i
nabrijan, govori sam sebi
-"Koja sam ja faca, e..."
Zatim se sav onak nabrijan spizdi niz liticu; pada, pada i
na pol metra od tla brzo zamahne krilima, poleti natrag gore i smjesti se opet na vrh litice, pun sebe veli
-"Koja sam ja faca e, KOJA SAM JA FACA!"
Potom dođe drugi orao, pita ga
-"Kaj to radiš, buraz?".
Veli mu ovaj
-"A evo, duvam malo, oćeš sa mnom?"
I tak' se njih dva napuše, spizde se niz liticu oba,
padaju, padaju i na pol metra od tla zamahnu
krilima i vrate se na vrh, ful nabrijani i napušeni, vele
-"Koje smo mi face e, KOJE SMO MI FACE!"
Tad dođe medo. Pita on njih
-"Dečki, kaj se radi?"
-"Duvamo malo, buš s nama?"
I sad pak njih trojica napušeni, nabrijavaju se opet, i
spizde se tak' niz liticu i padaju, padaju, dva orla i medvjed. I dok su padali, pita jedan
orao medjveda
-"Medo, pa jel' ti imaš krila?"
-"Nemam..."
-"Stari.....Koja si ti faca e, KOJA SI TI FACA!!"


Tata morski pas uči svoga sina:
- Kada vidiš kupača kojeg želiš da pojedeš, prvo nagneš leđa da ti izvire peraja i onda kružiš oko kupača. Nakon toga ga malo gurneš njuškom, pa opet otplivaš jedan krug oko njega.
Onda opet gruneš njuškom pod rebra i otplivaš još koji krug, barem 5-6 puta, a onda ga ćapiš i pojedeš!
Mali morski pas pita tatu:
- A zašto ga ne bih mogao odmah pojesti?
Tata mirno odgovori:
- Možeš i tako, ali onda bude pun govana…

Ulazi klinac u dnevnu sobu i kaže:
- Mama, meni treba bicikl.
- Ma nema šanse.
- Ali maaama, cijele godine sam vrijedno učio, evo ide ljeto, sva djeca imaju bicikl, samo ja idem pješke.
- Ma ne dolazi u obzir!
- Ali mama, to baš nije fer, ja tako želim bicikl.
- Slušaj, dvije stvari da razjasnimo odmah: prvo, od bicikla nema ništa to da izbiješ sebi iz glave. Drugo, to što ja živim sa tvojim ocem ne mora značiti da možeš da me zoveš mama.
- A kako da te zovem?
- Zovi me čika-Zoki.


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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