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Episode kali ini menampilkan segmen pada sSentilan sSentilun yang dibintangi oleh sSlamet Rahardjo dan sButet, yang sedang ngobrol mengenai sIndonesia
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Segment 1
Butet masuk ke ruang tamu sambil bawa medal BH
Slamet : Loh kamu ngapain bawa2 itu medali?
Butet : Lah iya toh, bangga punya medali BH, tandanya damagenya guede. Daripada punya medal CP, tapi kerjanya gak bener.
Slamet : Loh sopo toh?
Butet : Itu, si pak sPres
Xora Tomodachi
Slamet : Emang kenapa lagi Xora?? Bukannya dia udah minta mangap di sini?
Butet : Minta maap sih wes, dimaapin juga sudah, tapi kelakuannya mah tueetep... Login jarang, irc ga sering,kerja ga bener. Ntar dia jawabnya opo coba?
Slamet : AKU KEASIKAN NONTON HENTAI T.T
Segment 2
Si butet mijitin majikannya Slamet
Slamet : tet, kita itu hebat ya, Indonesia, tapi punya tembok China. Hebat hebat salut aku
Butet : Hebat sih hebat ndoro, tapi buatnya gak pake Holcim
Slamet : Kok ga pake holcim? Ada apa di e-Sim merek semen?
Butet : Lah, liat aja ndoro buktinya. Tembok Chinanya aja uda mulai runtuh satu satu kemakan China, gak kokoh toh.
Slamet : Walaaah, sontoloyo. Kok bisa runtuh?
Butet : Yaah, kita2 sih warga sIndo udah semaksimal mungkin defendnya supaya ga runtuh, jam onlen tinggi, damage tinggi, tapiii
Slamet : PAK PRESNYA JAM ONLENNYA DIKIT T.T
Segment 3
Butet bikinin kopi buat Slamet
Butet : Ini ndoro kopinya
Slamet : Oya makasih makasih.
Tapi secara tidak sengaja Butet numpahin kopi ke celana Slamet
Butet : Eh copot copot(latah)
Slamet : WEALAAAAAAA PIYE KOE IKI?
Butet : Astaga maaf ndoro, saya gak sengaja
Slamet : Hati2 lah kamu ini. Ini baju celana baru loh, batik pekalongan!
Butet : Iya maaf ndoro. Ampun ndoro. Saya risegn aja ndoro kalo ga dimaafin, ampun ndoro.
Slamet : Udah2 ga apa2. Masih mending kamu bertanggungjawab kalau ada salah. Lah ini, presiden, tanggungjawabnya ketimpa sama salahnya lagi. Uda gitu minta di impeach lg kalo ada yang ga suka.
Butet : ENAK BANGET???
Slamet : Lah iya makanya. Alibinya kan gara2 dulu mau jadi MoD, tp malah jadi sPres. Kalau merasa ga sanggup ya
Butet : Ngundurin diri aj kan bisa ga usah maksain?
Slamet : BETULULULUL
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P.S. susah ye bikin script supaya jadi lucu, kaga ada mirip2 nya sm sentilan sentilun T.T AKU GA BISAAA
P.S.2. KALO GARING MAAP YAK
P.S.3. Emang butet latah ya?
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Catatan udel penulis
Let's write this point per point
- Gw merasa blm ada kemajuan yang signifikan setelah permohonan maaflu Xora
- Jadi pres harus punya pendirian lah, jangan selalu ikut kata orang. Nerima nasihat boleh, diikutin jg boleh, tp ttp lo harus punya pendirian sendiri, SECARA LO PRESIDEN SINDONESIA
- Merasa bukan tujuan awal jd sPres? Rencananya jadi MoD? Yawis, bilang ga sanggup apa susahnya toh?
- Gw bukan maho
- Minta di impeach? Biar jadi alibi gitu? Ga ada tanggungjawabnya -_- Let's see this quote
klo ga suka ya impleach aja, susah bener
jangan cuma bsa mengkritik tp sini coba jalanin
LO GA MAU DI KRITIK? BILANG! LO BOLEH NGMG GITU KALO KERJALO BENER, MENDING -_- Sontoloyo
Lo kira impeach gampang, segampang lo GA OL LAGI ADA ACARA tapi TERUS2AN?
P.S. Gw lg UAS jam onlen gw tinggi2 aja tuh? (kaga belajar?) DKV ngapain belajar?
(Kok UAS baru skarang?) Univ gw terlalu ganteng sih -_-
- Oi, tembok chinanya runtuh tuh
Salute untuk kita semua yang menjadi miskin (kecuali gw
) karena tanpa si pres ol pun, kita bisa defend mati2an maksimal dengan dipimpin OB Sency dan kawan2. Yang pres siapa, yg paling repot siapa -_- . Keep fighting brother, efisiensikan damage kalian jangan diluber2in. 4 Battle sekaligus, adalah sesuatu yang susah banget buat kita sekalipun, secara meskipun damage kita gede, 4 BATTLE BO! Tp gw yakin hard time kaya skrg bakal lewat, saran gw, stop buka BF baru, fokusin tutup war yg bisa ditutup, Keep the spirit up guys!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
