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"Skorzystam z okazji" pomyślał pedał i wy****ał go.
Głupio mu się zrobiło, więc włożył pijakowi 20 zł do kieszeni i poszedł.
Pijak się budzi, patrzy a tu kasa.
Idzie do monopolowego a kasjerka:
- Winko?
- Nie, dzisiaj pół litra bo mam kasę.
Wypił wódkę i znowu zasnął na ulicy.
Na drugi dzień sytuacja się powtarza, na trzeci również.
Czwartego dnia pijak przychodzi do sklepu a kasjerka:
- Pół literka?
- Nieee, lepiej już to wino bo po wódce to mnie d*pa boli.
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Rozmawia 3 gejów.
pierwszy mówi:
-Boks to jest zajebisty sport, zawodnicy tak się macają a jak jest zwarcie to już w ogóle prawie mam orgazm.
Drugi na to:
-Ja to jestem bardziej romantyczny. Ja lubię szachy, jak zawodnicy patrzą sobie w oczy to jest nie zwykle
romantyczne.
A trzeci na to:
-To jesteście leszcze . Footbol amerykański to jest to. Biegniesz ostatni za minutę kopiesz piłkę i nie trafiasz i w tym momencie 10 tysięcy spoconych facetów wstaje i krzyczy 'H*j ci w dupę!' a Ty leżysz i marzysz.
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- Nauczycielka prosi Jasia:
- Jasiu wytrzyj tablicę.
- Nie.
- Jasiu wytrzyj!
- No dobra. Ale gdzie jest szmatka?
- Poszukaj gdzieś w szafce.
- Przez ten czas nauczycielka pyta dzieci:
- Kochane dzieci co napisalibyscie na moim grobie gdybym umarła?
A Jasiu znalazł szmatę i mówi:
- Tu leży ta szmata!
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Dzwoni blondynka do brunetki i mówi:
-Co robisz?
-Rozmawiam z Tobą.
-A to Ci nie przeszkadzam.
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Brunetka, blondynka i szatynka założyły się która pierwsza przepłynie
1000 metrów. Płynie brunetka 250 metrów utonęła, płynie szatynka 500 metrów
utonęła, płynie blondynka 999 metrów zmęczyła się zawróciła.
Regulamin:
1.Jeśli sie wam podobalo to dajcie vote and sub .
2.Jeśli nie to zrobcie to samo co w punkcie pierwszym
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
