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Dr Loony and you just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!! (not really.) We have some very very cool things to talk about in today’s WHPR. Today’s focus will mainly be fighting and more fighting. So let’s get going, shall we?
Jude Connors , the new Secretary of the 
Department of Defense , is contacting all military unit commanders in order to try to have better coordination between our various groups. That program will be called the United States Central Command, or CENTCOM for short.
The USA is growing, as evidenced by looking at the battle results of the various targets we have been hitting. If we could combine the forces of each of our MUs, we would be even stronger.
CENTCOM will be chaired by the Secretary of Defense and comprised of the CO and XO of each of the major military units in the USA. I am inviting all current MU Commanders to join in so that the the USA can have a unified strategy and strike force. This will maximize our efficiency as a national strike force and allow us to coordinate mass attacks.
If you are interested in including your MU in this, please let me know as soon as possible.
In addition, the
Department of Defense is looking to further coordinate damage from our Top Hitters , so if you usually hit over 200,000 damage points daily, please let us know. You may contact Jude Connors if you are interested in participating or need more details.
Jude Connors
One last thing to be a proud American. Get your saluting hand ready while you click me for a link. I realize this might be a bit confusing, so let me explain. Look for the United States. Check out the damage we’ve produced. 15.36 million damage. Let me say that again. In one day, we outputted 15.36 MILLION damage. How crazy is that?! Give America a HOO-RAH and pat a few MU leaders on the back. Keep fighting America. Lets kick some ass.
Thanks for reading. As always, please leave your quarters and dimes in my guitar case while I play a crappy version of Beatles hits.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
