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Dear American "brothers" and "sisters". We are watching you, even as you read this. May we write down this day in history as the day America revealed its true self. As you are reading this, the congress is already in action to present a new national flag. This is a leaked photo of what the flag will look like.
The Red movement has begun.
Liquid HOMICIDE , our beloved president is now revealing that he is a Russian that has made plans with the past few Russian presidents to take over USA, politically. In the next week, you will see a great number of things happen. A new deal has been proposed to the United States congress. This deal will require all United States citizens to assimilate to Russia, request citizenship, and act as second-rate citizens until all resistance in USA is put down. There is no hope, foolish America. You do not realize that we have been feeding your minds with tainted articles, requiring you to fight for the Motherland or be shunned. We have brought a burnt down country from the ashes to a developing country, and now that phase one is complete, we are moving on to our next objective.
Citizens, I look forward to seeing you in Moscow, applying for citizenship. It is likely many of you will not like our deal with the Russians, but we simply do not care. You can waste your money, attempting to start a civil war when the time comes, but it will prove to have no outcome that is in your desires, as we have the full fleet of Russian forces that will completely annihilate all opposition. We have kept you weak, America, not striving for any high resource regions, or forging any new relations with other countries. You see we have been putting all our effort into helping Australia, a pointless fight, as you could have used your weak might to help out countries that actually needed it. Russia is waiting, comrades, answer the call to honor.
You liked your use of the colors, red white and blue? Well, get used to a new arrangement of said colors, as we will be using
instead of the old ugly version with all those pointless stars. Also, you will no longer be needing your pathetic United States dollars anymore, as worthless as they are, you will be using Russian currency from now on. Also, you might want to start learning Russian, or you might be lost very soon.
Радуйся России!! o7
Also,
Присоски смеха!!!!!!!!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
