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A citizen going by the name of
Hi Guy has been exhibiting symptoms which often relate to E-simitis, one of which is the constant need for attention which can be seen in the image below.
You can see that when nobody replied to him in the shoutbox he had to post another shout, then another, then another until he was finally answered later on.
Along with this you may have noticed that he has had an abnormally large amount of shouts over the last few days, this could either be related to the disease or just the fact that he has nothing else to do.
In other news, our current CP,
Jon873 has been absent frequently and due to this I have decided to investigate.
During my investigations I met with many citizens of E-uk, here is what they had to say;
Shedden : "Well, I believe that I should replace Jon as CP as i'll give out gold to those who work hard for the country. Of course, being CP is a very hard job and as such I would need to be given a large sum of gold in compensation but I am willing to make that sacrifice."
Ranflax : "To be honest, I don't care about the UK anymore. I met a nice old man in Sweden called Richard Stroker, or 'Dick' as he prefers to be called, we live together now and I don't think i'll be coming back to the UK anytime soon.
Pandox : "Vote for Shedden for the new CP!"
He kept repeating this over and over, I asked him if he had anything else to say other than that but at that point Hi Guy burst into the room and kept asking us random questions until we managed to distract him with some shiny pebbles. As Pandox walked away I noticed something golden glowing in his pocket, a bribe perhaps?
I did attempt to get an opinion from
Smack , the local child molester but as I approached him he recognised me and ran off into the bushes.
Later on in the investigations I recieved some news that Jon had been sighted down at the local park during the night along with Smack, I strongly believe that Smack has taken Jon on as an apprentice child-snatcher. This would certainly explain his absence during peak times, as all the adults are pre-occupied during these times and the children are much more vulnerable.
Anyway, that's about it for this article.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
