Esim - #14 [PL/ENG] Z pamiętnika okupanta/Diary of an occupant
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Dzisiaj spróbuję czegoś innego, część żartów może być hermetyczna, bo wymaga znajomości mapy e-sima jak i trochę jego historii, ale co tam, trzeba próbować.

Today I would like to try something different, some of the jokes will be a little bit „inside”, cause they will require knowledge of the e-sim map and its history, but one should go for something new from time to time.

ENGLISH VERSION BELOW THE POLISH ONE

Z pamiętnika Okupanta

Dzień 232

Oulu (Finlandia/Rosja)

Tyle tu siedzimy, że zamarzłem na kość, więc ten wpis będzie krótki _______ Szlag, chyba palec mi odpadł od tego pisania.

Shannon (Irlandia/Wielka Brytania)

Za królową, kraj i stare dobre czasy. I iron

Cork/Kerry (Irlandia/Portugalia)

Amigo, co my tu robimy?

Castile Leon (Hiszpania/Portugalia)

Nareszcie, high wood!

Friesland-Flevoland (Holandia/Francja)

Co do...? Kto wstawił Belgię?!

Great Poland (Litwa/Polska)

Wielkopolska jest tak wielka, że Polacy nie mają problemu z tym, że tu siedzimy!

Bavaria (Niemcy/Wegry)

Region High Piwo, zdobyty!

Prekmurje (Słowenia/ Wegry)

Więcej high grain, WIĘCEJ!

Ruse (Bułgaria/Serbia)

Medium grain, nadciągamy!

Plovdiv (Grecja/Bułgaria)

Nareszcie, High Stone! Teraz będziemy mogli potraktować zwrot „exegi monumentum” dosłownie.

Northern Iran (Iran/Indonezja)

High wood! Więcej high wood ku chwale ALPHA!

Tibet (Chiny/Indonezja)

Jak to nie potrzebujemy już Northern China, bo admini dali nam za darmo oil? Znaczy... dodali Malezję na mapę?

New South Wales (Australia/Argentyna)

South Australia, nadciągamy! Znowu!

USA Pacific Coast (USA/ Rosja)

Miło jest spędzać zimną wojnę nad pacyfikiem.

Canada Pacific Coast (Kanada/ Rosja)

Powiedzieli mi, że jadę nad wybrzeże USA! Jaaaaaak zimnoooooooooooooo.


ENGLISH VERSION


Day 232

Oulu (Finland/Russia)

We’ve been sitting here so long I’m frozen stiff, so I’ll make this brief _______ Damn, I think one of my fingers fell of from this excesive writing.

Shannon (Ireland/United Kingdom)

For the Queen and countrie and the good old times. And iron.

Cork/Kerry (Ireland/Portugal)

Amigo, what are we doing here?

Castile Leon (Spain/Portugal)

Finally, high wood!

Friesland-Flevoland (Netherlands/France)

WTF? Who put Belgium between us?!

Great Poland (Lithuania/Poland)

It’s great in great Poland. Even the Poles try to keep us here!

Bavaria (Germany/Hungary)

High Beer region, we have it!

Prekmurje (Slovenia/Hungary)

More high grain, we need MOAR!

Ruse (Bulgaria/Serbia)

Medium grain, here we come!

Plovdiv (Greece/Bulgaria)

High Stone, finally! Now we can treat „exegi monumentum” literally.

Northern Iran (Iran/Indonesia)

High wood! More high wood for the glory of ALPHA!

Tibet (China/Indonesia)

What do you mean we don’t need Northern China because the admins gave us free oil, I mean... put Malaysia on the map?

New South Wales (Australia/Argentina)

South Australia, here we come! Again!

USA Pacific Coast (USA/Russia)

It’s nice to have a cold war on the pacific coast.

Canada Pacific Coast (Canada/Russia)

They said I was going to the coast in USA! Sooooo coooooooooooold.


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