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Hi Guy has created a new party.
Although we have heard about this party numerous times we are yet to hear any real information about what the party aims to bring to the UK.
Recent evidence shows that Hi Guy is some sort of sick pervert, I asked him for a sample of semen in order to further my studies on e-simitis and he came back with this answer.
Clearly something is amiss here, I enlisted the help of
Smack in order to dig deeper into this mystery.
After extensive research which cost me a lot of gold and a few bags of sweets (I wonder what he needed those for...) Smack finally came back to me with a rough copy of the manifesto from Hi Guy's party.
What was inside this manifesto shocked me.
Hi Guy wishes to legalise brothels in the country and make it mandatory for all male members of the country to donate sperm monthly. There are no documents that explain where exactly these body fluids will be going to or what use they will have but we can only assume it is for his own personal use.
Do we really want to welcome this party into the country now that we have this evidence? That is entirely for you to decide, but until I see a proper published manifesto from this party I have some severe doubts.
In other news,
SiRi . That is all.
Take care, stay safe.
Update, we have a response from the pervert party! HERE
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