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Wydanie specjalne, majace na celu prezentacje mojego programu, do przeliczanie walut. Zwykle wydanie, z wierszykiem, wyjdzie normalnie, w porze wieczornej.
- hero24


MMCALC

Chcialbym wam zaprezentowac moj program, ktory ma celu ulatwienie wam, przeliczen walut, na Monetary Market.
Program ma w chwili obecnej 2 funkcje:
1. Currency Exchange - pozwala przeliczac, wartosc waluty x w walucie y, np. z PLN na USD.
2. Gold Exchange - pozwala obliczyc, ile bedzie kosztowac x waluty w gold, np. chcesz kupic 10PLN, program przeliczy ile zaplacisz za te 10 PLN w gold.

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Środek nocy, z baru wychodzi nawalony facet i chce iść do domu, jednak nogi odmawiają mu posłuszeństwa. Pod barem stoi jedna taksówka, więc facet sprawdza swój portwel i wylicza że ma 15zł. Podchodzi więc do taksówkarza i pyta:
•Panie ile za kurs na Sienkiewicza?
•O tej porze to 20.
•A za 15 nie da rady?
•Za 15 nie opłaca mi się silnika odpalać.
•Panie niech Pan się zlituje, późno jest, zimno, ja jestem wcięty, do domu daleko.
•Facet spadaj i nie zawracaj mi głowy.
Więc nie było wyjścia facet poszedł na pieszo do domu.
Następnego dnia idzie ten sam facet ulicą i widzi długą kolejkę taksówek a na samym końcu kolejki stoi ten niemiły taksówkarz. Facet podchodzi więc do pierwszej taksówki i mówi:
• Ile za kurs na Sienkiewicza?
• 20zł. - mówi taksiarz.
• Ja dam panu 50zł za kurs ale w czasie jazdy zrobi mi pan loda.
• Spadaj zboku bo zaraz ci dowale.
Facet podchodzi do 2 taksówki:
Ile za kurs na Sienkiewicza?
• 20zł. - mówi taksiarz.
• Ja dam panu 50zł za kurs ale w czasie jazdy zrobi mi pan loda.
• Spadaj zboku bo nie ręcze za siebie.
Facet podchodził do każdej taksówki i sytuacja powtarzyła się.
Podchodzi do ostatniej taksówki - tej spod baru - i mówi do kierowcy:
• Ile za kurs na Sienkiewicza?
• 20zł. - mówi taksówkarz.
• Ja dam panu 50zł za kurs ale pod warunkiem że ruszy pan powoli i pomacha do wszystkich swoich kolegów taksówkarzy.

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Nauczycielka przedstawia nowego ucznia w Amerykanskiej klasie:
- To jest Sakiro Suzuki z Japonii
Lekcja sie zaczyna. Nauczycielka mowi:
- Dobrze, zobaczymy jak sobie radzicie z hisoria. Kto mi powie czyje to slowa: "Dajcie mi wolnosc albo smierc"?
W klasie cisza jak makiem zasial, tylko Suzuki podnosie reke i mowi:
- Patrick Henry, 1775 w Filadelfii
- Bardzo dobrze Suzuki. A kto powiedzial: "Panstwo to ludzie, ludzie nie powinni ginac"?
Znowu Suzuki:
- Abraham Lincoln, 1863 w Waszyngtonie.
Nauczycielka patrzy na ucznoiw z wyrzutem:
- Wstydzcie sie. Suzuki jest Japonczykiemi zna amerykanska historie lepiej niz wy!
Nagle slychac czyjs glosny szept:
- Pocaluj mnie w dupe, pieprzony japonczyku.
- Kto to powiedzial ! ? - krzyknela nauczycielka.
Na to Suzuki podnosie reke i recytuje:
- General mac Artur, 1942 w Guadalcanal, oraz Li Lacocca, 1982 na walnym zgromadzeniu w Chryslerze.
- Suzuki to kupa gowna! - slychac glosny krzykz sali.
Na co suzuki:
- Valenino Rossi w Riona Grand Prix Brazili, 2002 roku.
Klasa szaleje nauczycielka mdleje. Nagle otwieraja sie dzwi i wchodzi dyrektor:
- Cholera, takiego burdelu to ja jeszcze nie widzialem.
Suzuki:
- Leszek Miller do wicepremiera Hausnera na posiedzeniu komisji budzetowej w warszawie w 2003 roku.

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