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Bonkers News
We've got a couple of new members since my last update. A big welcome to both
helia14 and 
biaxident ! Both are active UKers and will allow Bonkers to continue our expansion within the UK in terms of military power.
Also, we are finally an ELITE military unit! A huge thank you to all members who have donated to help us reach this goal. With this final rank in place we are now able to deal damage with the maximum possible bonuses in place!
Bonkers will not be actively recruiting for some time yet. So please don't bother messaging myself or any of the leaders for a space. It's highly unlikely to happen.
Bonkers is hiring workers!
We will pay above market wages to any and all who contact myself with interest regarding work with us. We will also make sure your pay rises with each whole level gained and whenever there are higher offers on the market.
If you wish to get involved in this scheme then please, message myself and I will happily create a job based on your skill level. All market wages are usually checked in the evening. So expect updated salaries then if they are needed.
Bonkers Marketplace
Bonkers produces excess Q3 food, if you're interested in bulk buying please message us.
We also have members who sell their own produce:
Raxx - Q3 Guns - PM for prices
Solymir - Q3 Guns - PM for prices
CBall - Q1 and Q2 Guns - PM for prices
biaxident - Q1 Guns - PM for prices - Discount on bulk purchases
reincarnate - Q3 Gifts - PM for prices - Discount on bulk purchases
Special ex-Bonkers offers
Lord Rahl - Iron - Large quantities.
All goods bought and sold via Bonkers or our (ex)members is done at your own discretion and any problems are nothing to do with the MU or it's leaders.
United Kingdom Updates
Lately, there's been a lot of talk in the shout box and articles regarding the UK Government and what it is doing. Some people are upset at the war or lack of knowledge. Others are plain ignorant to what's happening and just appear to prattle on about nothing. I hope to be able to clear this all up here. You can choose to not listen to what I say, but then your ignorance will be evident to those around you.
Over the past couple of months (including my last term as CP) the UK was involved in talks with Sweden and the USA regarding an alliance. The UK and Sweden have been close since day dot, with America joining the crew over the past few months due to fantastic leadership and open arms. These 3 nations came to realise that, collectively, they could all work well together. They all shared a similar goal of local stability and defence of their homelands, whilst also aiding in the expansion or defence of allies and friends. It is this idea of 'broship' that truly brought these nations together.
Now, these talks are finished. SIGMA was formed with full agreement from the 3 founding nations. I won't be going into full detail regarding the alliance as there has already been some light shed on this. What I will comment on though is this war. Yes, the UK declared war on the Netherlands. No, it wasn't discussed with all of congress. Yes, we lost our attack on their capital. No, there is not a problem.
The thing you have to understand is tactics. Look around the world at the time of our attack. What was happening? Russia entered a Civil War. The USA started an RW in Alaska. Sweden attacked Northwestern Russia. China hit Siberia. Poland eventually decided to join in too. Funny that. Now, the UK attack on NL. Oh no, congress weren't informed and neither was the UK populace.
Go cry.
This was a tactically sound move. It was made in order to offer a further battle for Russia/alpha damage to go to. This in turn made our allies efforts in Russian and home soil even easier. So, before you complain again, use your brain.
Onto lack of congressional discussion. You voted the law through. You had the option to press 'No'. Did you? Go read this. Want to complain again about lack of congressional discussion? If you do you'll be wasting your time. Want to change this? Then propose a new congressional/parliamentary act which should be followed. Until such an act is in place, you really have no cause to complain. It is in your hands to change this, not the CPs, not mine. Your hands.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
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