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Well, you might have not noticed, but USA has taken over Azores. Now, I'm not here to rub it in your faces, Portugal. I am going to talk about a complete fail that I believe should make me an outcast in USA forever. I am talking about the resistance war in Azores that shortly followed after we conquered Azores. While I was swimming in the diamonds that Portugal left behind, I think someone injected drugs into me, because my mind was not clear when I went to fight in the resistance war of Azores. I don't know what they must have injected into me, but it obviously did what they were aiming for, because it caused my fail. Right after I got tired of swimming in diamonds, I decided to log in to IRC and have a chat with Portugal. After having a great time, I hopped in the USA strikes channel and got ready for battle.



So, I normally sit in my mansion at Lithuania and wait for battles to open. I was chilling there watching TV when the USA government called me. It was time for battle. Like I said earlier, I hopped in IRC. Then, I whipped out a Q5 moving ticket for my private jet to jet all the way to Azores. In that time, I saw there having chats with many Portugal players. That plane ride must have been where it all went wrong. So I sat there, talking to them for an hour and a half before I arrived in Azores. I went to the nearest swimming pool and swam in diamonds until ten minutes, and some time during then someone injected some type of drug into me that took over my thoughts.



So, after getting out of the pool and heading over to the battleground, it was time. I walked to my side of the battlefield and put up my first 3 beserks before realizing anything was wrong. I looked and wondered why I wasn't getting my Military Unit bonus. Then it hit me. I was on the Portugal side! I quickly scrammed over to the other side of the conflict and put a few hundred thousand damage for USA. At the end of the battle, I realized that USA had lost. I was heartbroken, and then I looked at the damage I put up for Portugal. I saw that I had hit 98,080 damage for Portugal.



No big deal right? We only lost by 200k damage. Wrong. I had hit 98,080 damage for Portugal, minus that from their total damage and they would have hit 7,145,732 damage. Now, let's go look on USA's side of the battle. They hit 7,054,718 damage in that battle. If you add my damage that I did for Portugal plus the military unit bonus, I would have hit 117,696 damage, which added to USA's total damage for the battle would have been 7,172,414. You see, if I hadn't hit for Portugal, USA would have won that round.



It seems this wasn't the biggest fail of all though, because in fact it was just a tactic!
To know thy enemy, thou must fight for thy enemy




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