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• Jon makin ganteng aja lo | iya dong baru dari mall | wih baju masa kini, celana masa kini, muka masa gitu? | -
• "Mas, ada pembalut bersayap gak?" | ada! harganya 25ribu | "kok mahal bgt mas?" | iya itu sekalian biaya pasang mbak | "..."
• Eh, kemaren lo abis nabrak pohon ya?" | iya | "kok bisa?" | udah gue klakson² ga mau minggir juga tu pohon | ".
• Eh, lo bisa gak kalo gak duduk deket tong sampah? | kenapa emangnya? | gue gak bisa bedain mana lo mana tong sampah |
• Mau kemana pa? | "biasa ma mau jumatan" | kok bawa karung segala pa? | "biasa ma sambil cari sendal"
• Punya apa kamu melamar anak saya? | "cangkul om" | wah, pasti utk menggali cinta ya | bukan itu utk menggali kuburan om nanti | -
• *murid baru* hai teman-teman. Perkenalkan nama saya Budi biar akrab panggil aja Bebeb | *satu kelas hening*
• *beli mie rebus* "pak, ini mie nya kok lurus banget, mie mahal ya pak?" | enggak kok cuma pake shampo |
• Secantik² nya cewek pasti selalu ngerasa jelek . tapi kalo segendut² dan sedekil² nya cowok mereka pasti tetep ngerasa paling ganteng
• Neng minta PIN BB nya dong | pake Android | nomer HP nya deh | SIMcard nya ga ada | yaudah rumahnya dimana? | udah dijual bwt beli HP | -__-
• Kamu pilih kopi apa mocca? | "kopi" | kopinang kau dgn bismillah | "eh mocca aja deh" | moccah kau menjadi pacarku | "..
• Neng, pipinya dicium boleh? | gak! |kenapa? | ntar abang diabetes kalo kebanyakan nyium aku. Aku kan manis |
• Pak uang kita udah abis buat bayar tagihan air | knp ga listrik dulu? | Ya bpk pikir aja masa kita cebok pake setrum? | -
• *dipantai* "Mama... ada ikan paus terdampar ma.." | *ibu-ibu gemuk sedang berjemur: Heh!!! Lo mau ngajak ribut ya? -__- |
• Malem ini gelap bgt ya | mendung kali bang | kayaknya gak deh | trus napa? | soalnya bulannya sedang menerangi dan menemaniku disini
• "Nama?" | Neni pak | "nama panjangnya?" | Nempel sana Nempel sini pak |
• "Nama?" | Maudi pak | "nama panjangnya?" | Maudiapain aja boleh pak | ".
• Bro, gigi lo putih banget | "iya dong" | lo pake pasta gigi apa? | "gue pake Rinso Anti Noda" |
• "Nama?" | Soni | " Panjangnya" | Sodokan Nikmat | "kalo Kamu?" | Rini Pak | "Panjangnya" | Rintihan Nikmat |

REPOST 2:

Seorang NENEK Bertanya Pada 4 Cucunya yang sedang hangat2nya baru saja putus hubungan namanya : MAMAT, KARYO, KOMAR & SANIP

NENEK : “MAT, KNP LO PUTUS SAMA HELEN??”.
MAMAT : “BEDA SUKU NEK”.
NENEK : “O00H GITU…BAGUS!”

NENEK : “LU YO.. KNP PUTUS SAMA SISCA?”.
KARYO : “BEDA AGAMA NEK..”
NENEK : “OH BAGUS KLO GITU ..”.

NENEK : “LU KOMAR KNP PUTUS SAMA GITA ??”.
KOMAR : “BEDA JALAN PEMIKIRAN NEK “.
NENEK : “TUMBEN OTAK LU JALAN KOMAR….!”.

NENEK : “DAN LU SANIP, KNP LU PUTUS SAMA TINA?” “PADAHALKAN DIA SEIMAN, CANTIK…, PINTER… & RAJIN LG”!
SANIP : BEDA JENIS KELAMIN NEK !!!
NENEK : " JIAH ELO INI TERNYATA mah* (Nenek pun sedih dan marah)"



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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