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Some time agoAzartiskas and
MoGoM tried to make shelter in Swedish forest. But they lost.
MoGoM asked Azartiskas. "What we have to do? Maybe we should scream for help, that someone hears and rescue us?"
Azartiskas answered: "I know what to do, in BAY one soldier said, that is good idea to shoot into the air. So shoot."
MoGoM told: "OK", and shoot once. Then another and another time.
Azartiskas said: "Shoot again"
MoGoM replied: "I can't, I don't have more arrows"
One timeArmadicus made mistake and buy not q5 but q1 ticket.
Ragana gets on an airplane and sits down in the q5 section.
The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a q5 ticket.
Ragana replies, "I'm Ragn, I'm in Guerrilla MU and I have a q5 guns and I'm staying in q5 class until we reach Gotaland".
The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.
The co-pilot goes up to Ragana and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the q1 section.
The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Gotaland".
Kghan and
songo89 were going camping near battle field. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Kghans woke songo89 up and said: "songo89, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."
songo89 replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Kghan said: "And what do you deduce from that?" songo89 replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be high region."
And Kghan said: "songo89, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
Zauras reported to
Tommis : "Tomis, Tomis we get 10 gold as a gift from
Lithuania Org , so both received 8"
Tommis said: "But wait Zauras, total 10 and each gets 8???"
Zauras: "I don't know, but my 8 gold I already spent"
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.