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Recently I received more interesting information, but also it may not be true.




In my last article:

Some time ago Azartiskas and MoGoM tried to make shelter in Swedish forest. But they lost.

MoGoM asked Azartiskas. "What we have to do? Maybe we should scream for help, that someone hears and rescue us?"

Azartiskas answered: "I know what to do, in BAY one soldier said, that is good idea to shoot into the air. So shoot."

MoGoM told: "OK", and shoot once. Then another and another time.

Azartiskas said: "Shoot again"

MoGoM replied: "I can't, I don't have more arrows"





One time Armadicus made mistake and buy not q5 but q1 ticket.

Ragana gets on an airplane and sits down in the q5 section.

The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a q5 ticket.

Ragana replies, "I'm Ragn, I'm in Guerrilla MU and I have a q5 guns and I'm staying in q5 class until we reach Gotaland".

The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.

The co-pilot goes up to Ragana and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the q1 section.

The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Gotaland".





Kghan and songo89 were going camping near battle field. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Kghans woke songo89 up and said: "songo89, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."

songo89 replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."

Kghan said: "And what do you deduce from that?" songo89 replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be high region."

And Kghan said: "songo89, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."





Zauras reported to Tommis : "Tomis, Tomis we get 10 gold as a gift from Lithuania Org , so both received 8"

Tommis said: "But wait Zauras, total 10 and each gets 8???"

Zauras: "I don't know, but my 8 gold I already spent"


New confidential information:

Dinarus comes to dr love
-sir, enemy tanks are attacking!
- Take the grenades from the shelf, Dinarus.
Some time later.
- Whew! We've beaten them back!
- Good, Dinarus. Now, put the grenades back to the shelf.







Information from BAY party meeting:


Azartiskas reads his report to the Party Congress.
Suddenly someone sneezes. "Who sneezed?" Silence. "First row! On your feet! Shoot them!"
They are shot, and he asks again, "Who sneezed, Comrades?" No answer. "Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!"
They are shot too. "Well, who sneezed? "
At last a sobbing cry resounds in the Congress Hall, "It was me! Me!" Azartiskas says, "Bless you, Comrade!"



After a speech, Azartiskas confronts his speechwriter.
"I asked for a 15-minute speech, but the one you gave me lasted 45 minutes!"
The speechwriter replies: "I gave you three copies..."








"President Atsigauk has released a new program for reform.
Its first goal: 'To make people rich and happy. (List of people attached.)'"








Minister of Defence Neziniukas was visiting his colleague Untanelis , who was leader of the N1K MU. Neziniukas arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Untanelis. They both walk around the place, and Neziniukas asks: "So how are your men?"
"Very well trained, MoD Neziniukas."
"I hope so. You see, my men over at the NightShadows Military Unit are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country."
"Well, my men are very brave, too."
"I'd like to see that."
So Untanelis calls private iEdis and says: "Private iEdis! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!"
"Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private iEdis ran away, Untanelis turned to a bewildered Neziniukas and said:
"You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a MU leader."



sorry for mistakes

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