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Dujmkrātija!
Katram ir savs laiks! Mēs visi neesam mūžīgi un mūsu eksistence ir atkarīga no daudziem faktoriem, kas veido nebeidzamu ķēdi. Un visam labajam arī reiz ir jābeidzas un tā diemžēl ir noticis ar *LNKP!
Dāma nāk nolikt puķes pie LNKP pieminekļa!
Kā notika LNKP iznīcības ķēde?
Piektdien pie manis pieskrēja mana labā roka un brīdināja, ka LNKP plašajās rindās ir cilvēki, kas vēlas manas varas gāzšanu. Ilgi nebija jādomā un sāku izmeklēšanu un pie izmeklēšanas izsaucu iekšējo LNKP drošības inspektoru.
Foto ar iekšējās LNKP drošības inspektoru!
Aicināšu visus iepazīties visiem ar sevišķi slepenu LNKP dokumentu!
Iekšējās LNKP drošības inspektora atskaite!
Fuuuuuuuu.... izdzēru ar katru biedru pa ļoti daudz VODKA. Ar sievietēm gulēju. Konstatēju, ka skarbi. Sievietēm mazi pupi un steidzami jāierosina LNKP likumprojektu, kas noteiks minimālos krūšu izmērus sievietēm. Sieviešu rindās nodevēju nav, ja nu vienīgi dažām kā aizrādījums izrādīju, ka viņas gurķu mizošanas laikā kunkstot neizbļauj vadoņa vārdu.
Krūšu komisijas valde savā darbībā!
Veči nemāk zvejot ribalkas. Dzert šņabi dzer kā lētas bābās Vietalvas krogā. Īpaši izcēlās
Systexss Viņa vārgulība spiedās ārā pat no viņa blaugznām. Izraisot konfrontēšanas situācijas, viņš pat necentās aizstāvēt savu viedokli, grūtos brīžos viņam spiedās ārā sviedri pat no nagiem. Katru reizi mēģināja nozagt no mana 1. Žiguļa maģi. Un vēl man prasīja 5 kapeikas, traki.
Bilde ar to Systexss.
Eju uz poda... Ziņojuma beigas!
Konstatēju, ka nekā bīstama nav, mierīgi devos gulēt. Diemžēl mana gulēšana ievilkās, jo es nonācu astrālajā ceļojumā pa 1905. gada revolūciju. Diemžēl pa manu astrālo miegu, LNKP birojā iebrauca ar tanku kaut kāda
Kapeicina un ar šo gājienu pierādīja, ka LNKP nav rīcībspējīga vadoņa. Diemžēl citiem LNKP biedriem nācās piekāpties viņu argumentiem, jo es vēl joprojām ceļoju astrālajā miegā un nezināju, kas notiek. Protams, es nevainoju savus biedrus par šādu gājienu.
Foto ar to kapeiku!
Nonākot atpakaļ savā kantorī, mani ielaida tikai kā biedru. Devos pataisno pie tās mazvērtīgākās naudas zīmes un parādīju savu argumentus - ķiplokus. Viņš piekrita maniem argumentiem un aizlidoja no šejienes.
Diemžēl, vēl ļaunāk par vampīru komunstiem ir tikai lazdu koki. Diemžēl lazda ar iznīcinātāju pārlidoja pār LNKP politbiroju un šeit sastādīja daudz lazdas. Prasības no viņa nav izvirzītas, tāpēc pieņemu, ka ir vienkārši sakot kaput!
Lai nu kā! Ar šādiem kaputiem esmu nolēmis, ka ceļošu uz Tibetu.
Vadoņa atpūta!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
