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Hello everybody! || Witam wszystkich, dzisjaj nje ma lipy, zapraszam do czytanja!




[PL]Witojcie ludziska!

Dzisioj bedeh godoł po goralsku, cobyśta nie myśloły żem ino po ceprowskiem godoć umioł. Hej!

Dobra, dobra, żarty na bok, a przynajmniej te z gatunku lingwistyki regionalnej polskiego Podhala. Teraz czas na to co ludzie w moich artykułach lubią najbardziej, czyli zestawienie fail'i umiarkowanej świeżości. Zapraszam do czytania!

[ENG]Today we have over 9000 fails present in the article(kidding, just about 20 of them), athough it's still quite a few, so don't waste time - come on people, let's do this!

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Zacznijmy od polityki, czyli co w wysokiej trawie piszczy(albo kwili, jak kto woli, jak komu wygodnie)... || Let's start with some politics...




...albo i nie || ...or maybe not

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Teraz przyszła pora na kącik rewolwerowców. Z okazji igrzysk olimpijskich jest to konkurencja medalowa || Now it's time for "fast & furious" corner, because of the olimpic games I decided to give medals in it.



Numero Uno(Gold medal) :



Drugie miejsce dla : || Silver medal goes to... :



Trzecie miejsce i brązowy w tej zaszczytnej konkurencji zajmują Valor and Admin za : || Third place and bronze medal - ex aequo - Valor and Admin for :

Którego to dziś mamy? || As we now, it's summertime, a lot of people went away, we're getting lazy and so on, but some players had even forgotten what date is it.



@up


Teraz ów medalowy błąd w wykonaniu Admin a || Now Admin 's version of that fail.



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Jak widać kto pierwszy ten lepszy. || As you can see the first one is the best one.



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Podwójne dno familiady... || The reason why "familiada"(polish edition of Family Feud) was run on Ministery of National Education channel.



Kozarz : "He got what he wanted and run"
Kozarz : "Probably it's the only reason of that "familiada"

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Tutaj mamy ciekawy przykład bicia BH. || Hmmm... Interesting, Canadian guy gets BH by fighting against Canada?



Well, let's check his MU...



NEVER SAY NEVER


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Wieści z sKolumbii, yyy... znaczy z sPolski 2 || Now some news from abroad, or maybe not...?






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Teraz trochę hipsterki w wersji a la e-Sim. || Some people are so rich, that they even don't want dividends from stock companies!



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sLitwa nie ogarnia || In every country live, there are some hard decisions, which have to be consulted with wider number of congressmen.



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Kolejni gracze z polskim CS'em biją dla wroga... || Another players with polish CS fight for the enemy...



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Irandia... To jakiś kraj sąsiadujący z Iranem? || What was the name of that country?



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Tutaj możecie obejrzeć błyskawiczny postęp w dziedzinie techniki dodawania shoutów. || How does a rapid progress on shout look like?



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Tak wygląda zmarnowane 20 euro... || That's how does 20 euro threw into dust look like.



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Hmmm... q50 dla MON, no problemo! || Some people in our Ministery of National Defence channel request serious support to show how does real heavy fire look like.



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Jak pokazać dumę ze swojego pochodzenia? || Be proud of your nationality - e-Sim style



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Promocja, fabryka po okazyjnej cenie! Robotnicy gratis! || Because just selling a company is too mainstream.



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Teraz czas na niewielkie połechtanie mej próżności, oto wyniki Formozy! || Awesome MU is awesome :3



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I na koniec, znany fail w wykonaniu moim i spółki, czyli "Uwaga, sPolska bije na DC!" || And at the end, fail done by my own hands.



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Dziś w cyklu "Gópie gópoty" : || Today in "Gópie gópoty".tv :

Dramatyczne sceny w czasie walk o sLitwę || Dramatic scenes of asking for supplies in MON channel



Krótki kawał opowiedziany odpowiedniej publiczności || Short joke makes the crowd cheering







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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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