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Hello people. I'm totally running for CP again, because Soly is a bolly (true story).

Here are my plans for the term:

1) Declare war to Poland to reclaim our western colonies. I shall name them Far Western Britain, and I shall choose someone to be my vassal over there to rule in my stead.

2) Declare war to Sweden. Since Elitist married Ehlana, that gives me a de Jure claim on the Kingdom of Sweden, and all her current lands. I intend to claim Sweden.

3) Unite the commonwealth. (Note: I don't know every country that was in the commonwealth, so we'll play spin the bottle with all the countries, and whatever we land on will be taken into our new commonwealth).

4) Crush any dissent to my strategic rise to power. Any rebels will be hung, drawn and quartered. Anyone who opposes my invasions will be buried alive in a coffin full of rats. The British Empire will march again.

5) I will fund the British Army to have unlimited Q1 weapons. And I'll buy out Bonkers and make them massage the BA's feet.

7) Canada is too cold. That place will be nuked and destroyed, except the east coast. That's part of our Far Western Britain.

8) You will shut the hell up about the lack of number 6.

9) Sarah Ellis will be my first lady. If you don't like her, you'll refer to part 4.



Vote Smack on the 5th of whatever-month-this-is, for a great British Empire!


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~ Smack
Supreme Overlord of the UK

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