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You know you are on e-sim when…

You work every day and you don’t want to miss a day.

You train every day and you don’t want to miss a day.

If you don’t work and train, you have a very bad day.

You vote every time there is an election.

You know the peoples you are going to vote for.

You really care about the elections.

You read the papers each morning.

You have money.

You have a lot of money.

You give money to help people.

You like international politics.

You know all the presidents from others countries.

Wars are cool.

Civil Wars are even cooler.

You are sad because there is no war in your country.

You see some boobs…





You know everything about economy.

You know everything about politic.

You know everything about military strategy.

You have a lot of companies.

Friends are working for you.

You have really good food in case of emergency.

You have a lot of weapons.

You buy gifts for yourself.

You own a house.

You have to own a house if you want to eat more foods.

You don’t care about keeping you job, you will always be able to find one.

It doesn’t matter where you are going, it’s the same price.

You change your citizenship whenever you want.

You love when there are lots of babies.





You are a war hero but you have never killed anyone.

Peace in the world would be really boring.

You never go to the toilet, you just work, train and fight.

You have 1% chance of something happens and it happens.

You hate when someone does something new, but it’s just for the principle, you don’t really hate it.

You have a lot of medals.

You are rewarded for your work.

You know Poland and Lithuania are the most powerful countries in the world.

You know Sweden needs your help.

For you, there are two kinds of people: pro-G7 and against-G7.

Your life is a success story!







Tu sais que t’es sur e-sim quand…


Tu travailles tous les jours et ne perds jamais une journée.

Tu fais du sport tous les jours et ne perds jamais une journée.

Si tu ne travailles pas ou ne fais pas de sport, tu as une très mauvaise journée.

Tu votes à chaque fois qu’il y a une élection.

Tu connais la personne pour laquelle tu vas voter.

Tu t’intéresses vraiment aux élections.

Tu lis les journaux tous les matins.

Tu as de l’argent.

Tu as beaucoup d’argent.

Tu donnes de l’argent afin d’aider les gens.

Tu aimes les affaires internationales.

Tu connais les présidents des autres pays.

La guerre, c’est cool !

Les guerres civiles sont encore plus cools !

Tu es triste car il n’y a pas de guerre dans ton pays.

Tu vois des boobs !

Tu connais tout ce qu’il y a à savoir sur l’économie.

Tu connais tout ce qu’il y a à savoir sur la politique.

Tu connais tout ce qu’il y a à savoir sur la stratégie militaire.

Tu as beaucoup d’entreprises.

Des amis travaillent pour toi.

Tu as de la très bonne nourriture en cas d’urgence.

Tu as beaucoup d’armes.

Tu achètes des cadeaux pour toi.

Tu es le propriétaire d’une maison.

Tu dois être le propriétaire de ta maison pour pouvoir manger plus.

Tu te moques de garder ton travail, tu pourras toujours en trouver un autre.

Peu importe où tu voyages, de toute manière c’est le même prix.

Tu changes de nationalité quand tu veux.

Tu aimes quand il y a plein de bébés.

Tu es un héros de guerre mais tu n’as jamais tué personne.

La paix dans le monde serait chiante.

Tu ne vais jamais aux toilettes, tu ne fais que travailler, t’entraîner ou combattre.

Lorsque tu as 1% de chance que quelque chose arrive, ça arrive.

Tu détestes quand quelqu’un fait quelque chose de nouveau, mais c’est juste pour le principe, tu ne détestes pas vraiment.

Tu as de nombreuses médailles.

Tu es récompensée pour ton travail quotidien.

Tu sais que la Pologne et la Lituanie sont les deux pays les plus puissants du monde.

Tu sais que la Suède a besoin d’aide.

Pour toi, il y a deux types de personne : pro-G7 et anti-G7.

Ta vie est une success story.



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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