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Hello dear readers.
Today was very interesting day.
President of croatia Baddaku and Joxa tried to fool me, and they did it.
They told me that they were arguing and I tried to stop upcoming war
Joxa said that Bosnia will attack Croatia
From other side, croatia wanted to attack Bosnia
I tried to calm them down, but only thing that they wanted was war
Here are logs:
22:55:57] <ShArKK> Baddaku:
[22:56:01] <ShArKK> what is happening?
[22:56:12] <@Baddaku> what?
[22:56:20] <@Tony0007> ?
[22:56:25] <ShArKK> what is happening with BiH?
[22:56:26] <@Baddaku> they filled valdez
[22:56:38] <ShArKK> I watched it.
[22:56:47] <ShArKK> I like that. When Barsa receives IT
[22:56:48] <@Tony0007> which is the result
[22:57:11] <@Tony0007> when ever Spain receives IT its great
[22:57:49] <ShArKK> Tony0007: what is happening with Bosnia?
[22:58:02] <@Baddaku> they are jerks
[22:58:12] <@Baddaku> I almost declared war on them
[22:58:21] <ShArKK> They are declaring war on you
[22:58:35] <@Baddaku> better for them
[22:58:45] <@Baddaku> now I have reason to conquer them
[22:59:06] <ShArKK> Baddaku: You cant do that. They are ours. There is no war between you.
[22:59:19] <@Tony0007> http://primera.e-sim.org/law.html?id=41877
[22:59:32] <ShArKK> Now I persuade them to stop
[22:59:32] <@Baddaku> thay want training war thay want me to pay for it
[22:59:38] <@Tony0007> lets take them to pieces
[22:59:53] <@Baddaku> let them come, we will leave alliance if its necessary
[23:00:03] <ShArKK> Baddaku: dont fuck with me
[23:00:05] <ShArKK> You cant do that
[23:00:07] <ShArKK> I told you
[23:00:31] <@Baddaku> You told what, cant you see thay are jerks, they declare war on us
[23:00:39] <@Baddaku> should i let them
[23:00:59] <@Baddaku> we will defend and strike back
[23:01:07] <@Tony0007> yes
[23:01:09] <@Baddaku> at least one region so that thay know thay should not fuck with us
[23:01:25] <@Tony0007> lets take grain
[23:02:30] <NEWENKO> who pinged me and why
[23:02:49] <@Tony0007> not me
[23:03:12] <ShArKK> Baddaku: give me logs of your conversation with Joxa
[23:03:23] <@Tony0007> dont
[23:03:32] <@Baddaku> I left that coversation
[23:03:44] <ShArKK> Baddaku: you use kvirc?
[23:03:50] <@Baddaku> he fucked my mother
[23:03:52] <@Baddaku> mother*
[23:03:57] <@Tony0007> ShArKK why do you give half of profit to Greeks
[23:04:09] Akica-V [cgiirc@Rizon-F8EAE21D.dynamic.isp.telekom.rs] has joined #e-sim.hr
[23:04:13] <Akica-V> \o
[23:04:22] <@Baddaku> hey
[23:05:54] <@Tony0007> joxa hurry up with voting
[23:06:18] <Joxa> Tony0007: you can fuck now
[23:06:21] <Joxa> you will see
[23:06:38] <ShArKK> Hey people, war is not solution
[23:06:44] <@Tony0007>
[23:06:51] <@Baddaku> fuck it
[23:07:19] <@Tony0007> I must watch not to ban someone
[23:07:33] <@Baddaku> if they want war they will get it
[23:07:57] <@Tony0007> http://prntscr.com/11vgm4 how did they do this
[23:08:16] <ShArKK> You dont get it, BiH is actually Serbia!
[23:08:23] <ShArKK> How will you fight with us?
[23:08:25] <ShArKK> What is wrong with you?
[23:10:24] <@Baddaku> I expect from your MU not to go there, until I am done with this jerks
[23:10:30] <@Baddaku> btw I leave alliance
[23:10:52] <ShArKK> Baddaku: I expect that this war will not start.
[23:10:59] <ShArKK> You act like children.
[23:11:11] <ShArKK> I never put my self in front of country. And you are doing that right now.
[23:12:22] <@Baddaku> Croatia till Drina
[23:12:56] <ShArKK> Baddaku: Are you kidding me?
[23:13:30] <Akica-V> do you know that there will be dangerous war
[23:13:42] <Akica-V> half Serbia will fight on one, and half on other side
[23:13:42] <Joxa> BOSNIA TILL SEA! ! !
[23:14:15] <@Baddaku> we will split bosnia with serbia and problem is solved
[23:14:19] <Joxa> Akica-V: I expect your support
[23:14:30] <Joxa> Baddaku: Ill call Hungarians now
[23:14:35] <Joxa> They will get over 100 gold
[23:14:38] <Joxa> you are scrwed
[23:14:45] <ShArKK> Are you retarded?
[23:14:49] <Joxa> I will give them cs now
[23:14:51] <Joxa> bre
[23:14:54] <ShArKK> Wtf is wrong with both of you???
[23:14:54] <Akica-V> Are you nuts
[23:15:06] <@Tony0007> Joxa half of Hungarians are my cousins
[23:15:09] <@Baddaku> thats why I leave alliance
[23:15:14] <@Baddaku> I go to G7
[23:15:19] <@Tony0007> :s
[23:15:20] <@Baddaku> we have offer from hungarians
[23:15:22] <Joxa> Baddaku: thay dont want you there
[23:15:24] <Akica-V> Baddaku: now you go ha?
[23:15:27] <Joxa> hungarians are with us
[23:15:31] <Akica-V> now you dont want to be our ally?
[23:15:41] <@Baddaku> you turn your back on me
[23:15:50] <@Baddaku> than Ill stab your back
[23:16:02] <ShArKK> Baddaku: Tell me you are serious???
[23:16:08] <Akica-V> we to you??
[23:16:17] <Akica-V> that is insolence
[23:16:18] <Joxa> ShArKK: and you bag him
[23:16:25] <Akica-V> will you atack serbia when you get in g7
[23:16:29] <Joxa> BE THE MAN AND STAND ON MY SIDE
[23:16:35] <Akica-V> Baddaku: answer me!!
[23:16:49] <Joxa> Akica-V: today BiH, tomorow Serbia
[23:17:51] <@Baddaku> I had enough of you, you are fucking with me
[23:17:58] <@Baddaku> I go all or nothing
[23:18:07] <ShArKK> Baddaku: I fuck with you?
[23:18:12] <@Baddaku> I will lose the land if necessary bit I wont let you fuck with us
[23:18:21] <ShArKK> If you want war its not a problem.
[23:18:42] <@Baddaku> hahahahhahaha
[23:18:47] <Joxa> Baddaku: <3
[23:18:47] <@Baddaku> dernek
[23:18:50] <@Baddaku>
[23:18:56] <rajko21> whats this
[23:19:00] <rajko21> bosnia is atacking
[23:19:02] <rajko21> o.O
[23:19:05] <@Baddaku> brotherhood and unity
[23:19:07] <Joxa> BOSNIA ATACK!!!
[23:19:14] <rajko21> thanx to dick
[23:19:17] <rajko21> when we didnt
[23:19:23] <rajko21> I dont know what did we wait
[23:19:31] <@Baddaku> ShArKK: we are kidding with you, dont be mad
[23:19:37] <Joxa> ShArKK: HAHAHAHA
[23:19:37] <Joxa> LD
[23:19:38] <Joxa>
[23:19:40] <LouBenitza> lol
[23:19:42] <@Baddaku> we got you
[23:19:43] <Joxa> TROLOLOLO
[23:19:54] <ShArKK> hahahah
[23:19:56] <@Baddaku> hahaha

After some persuasion, and many reasons for their "quarrels", they told me that I was troled
Of course,I wanted to strike back. I called my friend tambura to help me. Logs:
[23:20:03] <ShArKK> Now I will declare war on both of you.
[23:20:15] <LouBenitza> And I touhgt Baddaku actually has balls, and at the end he is joking
[23:20:15] <@Tony0007> :O
[23:20:16] <Akica-V> ShArKK: I'm sorry I knew it
[23:20:23] <@Baddaku> hahahahaha
[23:20:35] <ShArKK> I am serious.
[23:20:41] <@Baddaku> thats it atack on serbia from sharkk
[23:20:43] <rajko21>
[23:21:16] micky [~micky@truth.above.all] has joined #e-sim.hr
[23:22:23] <micky> o/
[23:22:28] <@Baddaku> its been a long time since I had so much fun on chat
[23:22:48] <ShArKK> Baddaku: I am not joking.
[23:22:53] <ShArKK> I'm getting ready for war
[23:23:03] <@Baddaku> so gett ready, not my business
[23:23:05] <@Baddaku> this is game
[23:23:10] <Joxa> Baddaku: hahahahaha
[23:23:13] <@Tony0007> and I'm geting ready for popcorn
[23:23:14] <Akica-V> Baddaku: Joxa now fix everythinh what you have scruved

First, I began to threaten seriously,of course without insulting anyone, but I tried to be convincing.
I asked tambura for help,i he had idea to start impic so that all looks convincing.
We started it all, but nothing could get old troller Joxa who was under the influence of some substance.
Unfortunately, They were not as naive as me, or I was not convincing enough. My plan failed. Only I believed in that story
And one more person. Akica believed in both stories and I apologize for that, it was done only for fun
Sorry Akica dear. And I saved the best for last.
As Miki was searching for congressman to start impeach, KaraBajaa (man who started impeach) decided to have some fun too,
He offered on #strade presidential seet in serbia for only 300g. Guess what, people were interested.
Let me show you how did this offer looked like on #strade

[23:34:02] <KaraBajaa> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< selling president seat in serbia 300gold>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



And there are logs from buyer:
[23:40:05] <KaraBajaa> [23:34:55] <Dolny> he?
[23:40:07] <KaraBajaa> [23:35:34] <KaraBajaa> wanna be president of serbia? just 300g
[23:40:09] <KaraBajaa> [23:36:08] <Dolny> But how?
[23:40:11] <KaraBajaa> [23:36:28] <KaraBajaa> i have 11people in congres
[23:40:13] <KaraBajaa> [23:36:48] <Dolny> so?:>
[23:40:15] <KaraBajaa> [23:36:50] <KaraBajaa> and we gonna impeach this president and give you CS
[23:40:17] <KaraBajaa> [23:37:16] <KaraBajaa> and elect you for president
[23:40:19] <KaraBajaa> [23:37:26] <Dolny> without a medal? too expensive
[23:40:21] <KaraBajaa> [23:37:30] <Dolny> ;x
[23:40:23] <KaraBajaa> [23:37:35] <Dolny> ty, bb
[23:40:25] <KaraBajaa> [23:37:38] <KaraBajaa> ah ok

Thaks to tambura Akica Joxa Baddaku and KaraBajaa


KEEP ON TROLLING




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