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【夺命快递】11月29日，山东东营居民刘兴亮在收到圆通快递的一双网购鞋子几小时后出现了呕吐、腹痛等症状，当天因抢救无效死亡。经调查，是因圆通公司货物中一装剧毒化工品氟乙酸甲酯的塑料桶泄漏。据了解，这批货在卸载中造成了化学品泄漏，有8人出现不同程度中毒症状。
——来自微博：新京报（来源点击 ）
〖小编的看法〗这则消息已经说明监察和隐私的冲突，至于解决方案，还尚待时日。
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上个月北卡17岁少年戴着手铐坐在警车后座上，中枪死亡。警察说是他自己开枪打死自己的。周四晚200多名亲友聚集守夜。全副武装的警察严阵以待，称亲友们回到集会广场时有破坏行为，于是动用催泪瓦斯将其驱散，并逮捕数人。警长表示为警方的克制感到骄傲。
——来自微博：美国人权大观察（来源点击 ）
〖小编的看法〗美国警察嘛，可以理解成国内的城管。
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1947年在地下党领导下，近60万国统区大中学生参加了一场轰轰烈烈的运动。与解放战争配合，沉重打击国民党统治。一位老教授反思：“当年我们这些北大的学生天天三菜一汤，白面馍馍吃得饱饱的，跟着地下党上街去‘反饥饿、反内战和反迫害’，国民党也不曾开枪打我们。今天想起来，实在是令我无地自容。转
——来自微博：廉政公署V（来源点击 ）
驳：
47年5月20日，北大清华等7000学生唱着“我们要饿死了”的歌，举“反饥饿”横幅游行。同日南京学生被毒打重伤21人，轻伤近百。6月1日军警在武汉使用国际禁止的达姆弹枪杀学生3人，重伤3人，轻伤16人，逮捕24人，其中教授缪朗山、朱君允等5人。
〖小编的看法〗如果照这样说的话六四也可以被洗白了。
——来自微博：曹国俊a（来源点击 ）
〖小编的看法〗又一个天堂的神话被打破了。
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外汇有风险，计算需谨慎。
近来有说通过外汇赚钱能够致富的说法，让很多人走入了外汇的道路。小编也是其中一员，而昨日因为计算失误险亏损。
小编有黄金18两，想趁这个机会捞一笔，于是看中了波兰的货币。汇率是1PLN=0.06，咱买了300PLN，看货币汇率，1 Gold = 16.6891 PLN，高于16.6666。小编利欲熏心，原以为会赚，结果再计算一下，这样的话买入的黄金就低于原本的18……于是小编只有灰溜溜地把300PLN再卖掉，才避免了手抖买黄金的风险，不然只有17.976的黄金……
这个故事告诉大家……数学老师不在世的，手抖的，慎入外汇。想发财，要么靠十足聪明的头脑，要么靠勤劳的双手。
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今日推荐的游戏是十字军之王2
十字军之王2是对喜欢中世纪和政治的玩家的福音。玩家通过战争、婚姻、暗杀等纷繁复杂的战略手段，在游戏内达成选择势力的胜利。
在一个国家内，你要掌握国家的权力，首先要管好自己的手下和孩子。在这游戏里头痛的不是战争、不是外交，而是家庭。如果你没有稳定的子嗣，再强大的帝国也会分崩瓦解。
而且未来是不确定的，因为你不知道下一秒到底会发生什么。这种事件发生的突然性在其他的游戏中无法感受到，没准小小的事件会发生一连串多米诺骨牌效应，影响整个国家的命运。
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老婆快生了，我十分激动，为了体现男人的责任心，我赶紧上网订了一箱尿不湿，申通这次很及时，送来的时候刚好赶上我孙子出生。
每次过年身无分文回到家中，是母亲让我感觉到自己并不是一无所有。她告诉我：你还有脸回来？！
唐僧清早起来后，发现悟空竟然跪在床前，泪流满面的看着自己！
唐僧惊问：“悟空，咋了？”
悟空哭着说：“师傅，求您了，下次说梦话，不念紧箍咒，行吗？”
A：有比吃一坨屎的事情更恶心么？
B：吃两坨。
C：还有更恶心的。
A/B：是什么？
C：塞牙缝。
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十万个冷笑话 第一季回顾(点击进入 [/i])
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我刚刚为“追逐阳光的白血病“幼苗小杉”急需五万微移植手术费！”献出了自己的爱心，每份微薄的力量都可点亮被救助者的希望之光，共同伸出援助之手。（来源点击 ）
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
