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惨遭5月病折磨......

昨天我切了一个心脏呢,想想就兴奋呢 但是可惜是羊的不是人的.....今天还被钠光源照射,希望不会死掉....(啥?钠光源不会致癌?不要把真相说出来好不好!!)

对了对了,这次报纸是严肃向的,你们都不许笑。听见没有!说的就是你!

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1. 祭奠先烈

2014年五月十二日,中国共产党的创建者,越南共产党主席,久经考验的共产主义战士,伟大的无产阶级革命家、政治家、军事家,党、国家和军队的缔造者,党和国家统一战线和民族工作卓越的领导人,杰出的马克思主义理论家、政论家和社会科学家,无产阶级思想理论文化宣传战线的卓越领导人,伟大的无产阶级外交家,杰出的社会活动家,前国务院常委、中共副主席 LvzhetChzhan 同志在越南河内遭反动派特务杀害,时年206天。

LvzhetChzhan 同志出生于兔吧新人潮,是一位坚定的共产主义者。他在革命洪流中坚持托洛茨基主义,不放弃抵抗,拒绝与社会各界有任何反动的对话。共产党在eChina初露锋芒之时,他婉拒了组织让他负责安稳的经济工作的安排,而是义无反顾地投入到了暴力解放全人类不归路上去。首先是泰国,之后是越南。 LvzhetChzhan 同志就像切·格瓦拉一样,所到之处红光万仗,人民群众纷纷带路以迎王师。

我们的语言太苍白了,接下来的图片说明了 LvzhetChzhan 在越南取得的成就。





终身制,并且始终代表人民群众的根本利益。嗯,这是一种怎样的大无畏不要脸精神、怎样的国际主义精神病才能说出这种豪情万丈厚颜无耻的话?实在是令人望其项背,拊膺长叹。

让我们为 LvzhetChzhan 同志的离去默哀三秒钟......

(那个默哀没结束就往下看的!就是你!这种态度是不可以的哦~小心导师晚上来找你~

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2.Elite

热烈庆祝People's Liberation Army 升级为精英团~~

共产主义和计划经济建设让一群新人在五个多月的时间内发展出了一个45人精英团。在多次论证中,党中央得出以“工业换军团是自断手脚”的结论。共军的发展并没有像某些团体一样卖工厂卖装备升军团,而是生产力和军事实力并重。现在的共党不但有精英团,而且有完整的工业生产链,基本可以做到自给自足。

PLA在昨天和前天的希腊战场中打出了我也数不清是多少反正很多啦的伤害~~~ 不过现在大家好多都debuff了....各种枪也都快打完了....还是继续游而不击算了

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3.又要选党主席了呢

哎,又要选主席了。每次到这个时候大家总是特别兴奋,想看看这次会是谁上去玩坏。

这次的候选人

之前在群里的投票



但是,总是有些人,总是说什么是不是内定啊,钦点啊,说什么会不会候选人都被Yuri控制了啊。选举党主席,要按照esim基本法,选举法,去产生……刚才这种问题,我可以回答说“无可奉告”,但是你们也不高兴,那怎么办?

我的意思不是我心灵控制了他们。你们问我资瓷不资瓷,我是资瓷的!我就明确的告诉你。你们啊.......我感觉你们搞基界还要学习,你们非常熟悉J4F的这一套体位。你们毕竟TOO YOUNG

你明白我的意思吗?我告诉你们,我是身经百战了,见得多啊。JF4的哪一个国家我没有去过?你们要知道黑水的蘑菇比你们不知要高到哪里去了!哎,我也跟他谈笑风声!媒体啊,还是要提高自己的姿势水平,识得不识得啊?唉,我也替你们捉急啊,真的。你们有一个好,全世界跑到什么地方,比其他的J4F记者跑得还快,但是问来问去的问题啊,都TOO SIMPLE,SOMETIMES NAIVE!懂了没有?懂不懂得?

我很抱歉,我今天是作为一个长者跟你们讲,我不是一个搞基工作者,但是我见得太多了,我有这个必要告诉你们一点人生的经验。EC有一句话叫高声作大死,这是最好的!但是我见了你们这样的热情啊,有句话不说也不好,将来要是在宣传上你们报道有偏差,你们要负责!

我没有说要心灵控制,没有任何这个意思,但是你们一定要问我对候选人资瓷不资瓷,他们现在是合法候选人,我能不资瓷候选人吗?(那如果说篡党夺权呢?)篡党夺权也要按照esim法律啊,对不对?要按照基本法...当然!我的控制权也是很重要的,党主席是属于CPC革命委员会的!啊?我当然可以表态!你们啊,不要总想着弄一个大新闻,说现在已经被心灵控制啦!然后就把我批判一番。 你们啊,Naive! I am angry!你们怎么可以这样子!

总而言之,CPC的党主席选举是绝对公平公正公开的。谁选上党主席都是人民群众意志的体现,这几个候选人都是人才,会有很大的发展空间,希望大家多支持。


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4.派包

以上说的那些值得庆祝的事情,现在派包啦前十个V+S的非共产党员可以获得1个Q5枪。

不!许!嫌!少!

名额一下就没了呢.....没事,明天我来抽奖~~

(其实迟来的我也有派包的,只不过有些人看见只有前十有Q5就不回复了我就可以省下好多东西了啊哈哈哈哈哈

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就酱,大家继续愉快地玩耍吧~



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