Esim - 糗段子 第六期
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新人新刊请支持 (你看也罢,不看也罢,反正我在这,) 段子不在于多,在于精。
不要嫌弃我文字少,我只找好段子,如果看过了请慢慢飘····
备注(写出自己亲身经历的笑话、糗段子,每天随机抽取3位朋友,将会送出Q1手枪+0.01G,奖品将于24小时内发出,收到奖品的童鞋,请大喊1+1=3.)


1.去女友家玩,和她爸爸一起吃饭,屋子里就我们三人。
电视里正放着一个长得很猥琐的老男人,
女友开玩笑说:“长得真像你爸!” 我正吃饭头也没抬:“像你爸! 哎不对,叔叔,你听我解释

2.某一同学高中管得严,不让带手机,此为背景,哥哥哥……一天,班主任“混”进了我们班的群,发现一童鞋在线,然后果断打电话告诉家长,结果这货的老爸接的,他爸颤颤巍巍地回:“老师,是我登的,我要玩斗地主,自己的号没豆了,老师你还有什么事么,没事我挂了,这局就要赢了

3.昨晚女神说她手机坏了,想去电脑城买个iphone5s。我看准了这个机会,对她说:“要是今晚你陪我,我明天就送你。”女神欣然接受。我也说话算话,今天一大早就骑着三轮把她送到了电脑城。

4.一次看见一公共卫生间上有副对联《上联是天下英雄豪杰到此背躬屈膝》《下联是世上贞节烈女进来宽衣解带》看后我也有认同哈哈

5.高中上英语课的时候,后门有一男生尿急想去厕所,因教室离厕所很近,所以直接打开后门出去了,一会英语老师来问,这个同学去干什么,同桌说,这个座位一直空着的,老师走了,一会同学又回来坐好继续上课,一会英语老师又走那块,遂问,刚没有人,你什么时候进来的,旁边同桌说,老师他一直都在这里,你记错了,英语老师想了一会茫然的走了,走了


6.美国总统威尔逊正在演讲中,
  忽然,一名男子竟大呼:“狗屎!垃圾!”
  这时候,他满脸笑容:“您刚刚提出的环境问题,
  我马上就要谈到了。”
U.S. President Woodrow Wilson is speech,
Suddenly, a man actually shouted: "!! Dog feces junk"
This time, he smiles: "Environmental issues you just raised,
I immediately talked about. "





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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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