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大家好,今天是d1073 2014年8月13号(波兰时间),我来玩这个游戏已经将近300天,算得上是大半年了吧,又看见好♂朋♂友一个一个的afk Hanmuchunhua 我没a)我的内心有一种说不出来的感觉,因此,我便想写一个回忆录,来回忆与好♂朋♂友在一起的时光,同样,也是给新人们看看我们半新人那时候的事情。整篇回忆录可能写的有点乱,大家将就着看吧。好的,废话咱不说,开始吧。
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1.大概是9个月之前我被一个叫 tsboy (tfboy?的人拉进了游戏

2.一开始我还以为我没有上线,于是就重新注册,转投人贩子 moyanxiawei123 门下,可把他乐坏了。。

3.当时我也是刚进游 戏,啥也不懂,也没怎么看 infinityyd (淫荡的九川新人提示 (这个东西新人一定要看!)没抢到一个章就毕业了。(九川:滚~~~~~~蛋~~~~~)
4.过了几天,我想入个军团了,于是就找到了莫言,入了他那个The rabbit Legion (现生肖新人团)感觉有了归属感,不错不错

5.过了几天,moyan那个大骗子欠下几个亿带着二奶卷铺盖走人了,去了一个叫 sun defence corps(好像是这样。。现在这个团都没了),把军团丢给了我,当时那个军团可是价值几百g哦。。。。(现在看来真是笔小钱)高兴了我好几天。(moyan:劳资把价值几百g的军团给你还这么说,把军团还给老子。。)

6.自此我便当上了军团长,感觉真不错。

7.莫言其实就给了我个壳子,里面根本啥也没有 ,我便有了个信念,就是要把军团发扬光大

8.几天后,兔团的老团长 Waveralon (马桶,可能现在没几个人记得他了)找到了我,说要和我合作。(马桶:555555555)


9.我心想,好啊,共同富裕啊可是之后的事。。。呵呵


10.自此。。马桶就不停地从我军团往过拉人。。。我也理解他,毕竟都是新军团,总要有竞争嘛


11.那是,我认识了我e-sim中第一个朋友 qwaszx9 他自从加了我的团。。一直跟着我,我去哪,他去哪。。。不过灰了

12.由于我实在顶不住马桶的拉人狂潮就找到了我e-sim中第一个贵人,也是我的第一任妻子 9000K


13.然后,我的rmc军团也就是原来那个The rabbit Legion就合并到了生肖,改名生肖5团。


14.在生肖我认识了不少好♂友,比如小穴深 terminator YD miss之神 HUSTjunbear 傻x[citizensunwei[/citizen]无限淫荡的九川 infinityyd 奸商姐夫 jeffkey 毛腿 catleg 擦卡者 No Power 。。其实还有好多(众人:去你丫)


15.进了生肖,慷kou慨men的9k大团长把原来印度的生肖团(生肖兔团) 给了我,让我自行发展(其实也有提供很多帮助啦)


16.在生肖兔团我也招收到了不少好♂友,例如现任团长cj cjker

17.然后早就看我不顺眼的马桶大团长(其实是因为他挖我人我给他脸色看他就这样了他这人还真小气一点也不如现任团长 uahoi1024 肥羊好)就跟我开喷了,先是跑到我兔团的群要我们改名字,结果被9k喷的满天飞然后又发shout喷我


18.其实也没啥。。喷喷更健康

19.自从上次9k喷马桶我就好崇拜9k啊,他真的是我心目中的英雄,自此我就走上了一条不归路

20.于是我开始人肉9k。。。

21.然后我就知道了9k是个大叔,现年40岁。。巨蟹座,可他表现的真是个处女座

22.9k未婚。。。。。我怀疑他是gay。。。。

23.9k也找过不少女朋友,据他说最早的一个孩子都十五六了。。。

24.9k为人善良(个p),做事诚恳(个毛),待人宽容(你妹),最重要的他很傲娇有木有

25.于是我就和萌哒哒的9k叔结婚啦 结婚启示

26.9k的确是我喜欢的类型,长得又帅,又有文化,还特么很有钱。。。。

27帅吧

28.就因为我发了这张照片。。。9k把我直接踢出生肖qq群

29.我在大群里喊了他一天爷爷,又发了这个 ..收效甚微

30.大家看出9k的傲娇了吧你们能想象到吗,这么腹黑,傲娇的一个人居然是个四十的抠脚大汉。。。]

31.后来好像还是9川加我进去的。。。

32.再后来。。。马桶afk了。。。发了个喷生肖的报纸。。因为我。。害的整个生肖被喷。。。真不好意思

33.我又进生肖群之后。。。仍不思悔改。。继续整9k叔的材料(材料1 材料2 材料3 材料4 ,还把他的照片作为了生肖兔团的团头像。。。。。

34.然后我又被喜闻乐见地请出群了,再也没有回来过

35.自从被请出群。。。9k叔就再也鸟过我

36.但我还是好喜♂欢9k叔

37.于是我开始了我的打酱油生涯。。。入了舰娘坑。。。。。

38.之后深度双击了,。。。

39.后来又回来了。。

40.然后不知道怎么把方丈 aoi sora 给得罪了。。。。

41.我觉得他肯定是爱上我了,想用这种方式引起我的注意(方丈:三胖你以后别再ec混了,有多远滚多远)

42.于是方丈就成了我第二个妻子。。。表白贴

43.为了养活我两个老婆。。我渡海来到了肉丝 Elsa 的澳洲。。。

44.又认识了很多好♂友。。。就不一一列举了。。。

45.没了。。。
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怎么可能没。。。下面就是黑历史时间,没错,我三胖积攒n年的黑历史今天要一次性都发完








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