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他在上生化课的路上想起自己曾经和前女友的对话，那时候还没有生化课这种麻烦的玩意儿，课也少得可怜。他和女友在外租了屋子，没事就往那儿跑，事后想来俩人除了说甜腻腻的情话外就是做爱，用一些常见的姿势和不常见的姿势。
在考完植物学考试的那天晚上，他感觉自己像一个圣人，搂着女友心里想着植物进化的趋势任凭女友胡乱摸索就是硬不起来。
“倒不是我患上了阳痿病，今天就是这样，你想想以前我和你在这张床上的时候，哪一次不是如狼似虎啊······”，女友叹了口气：“这次不是。”说完瘫在他的身上算是一种认命。两人都在琢磨怎么给谈话开个头，以前结束战斗之后话题总是十分好找，谈姿势、谈快感、说黄段子、聊一些有的没有的。但是今天没有什么战斗，男子没有提枪上阵，女方溪水潺潺却是毕竟东流去。如果带颜色的一概不谈，说上课的内容未免不合时宜，他的成绩总是在挂科与未挂科的边缘线来回走动。女友什么也不想想了闭上眼睛，他的脑子从蓝藻开始捋着进化的顺序。蓝藻、绿藻、红藻、褐藻，但是总有是平行关系的藻，在同一时间线上不同地域的特殊情况，进化线从某个点一份为二又重合到一起然后又分裂开来，像是自己谈过的几次恋爱。“无论是说要交往还是说已经无可挽回式的分手，都是女方提出来的，自己一点选择权都没有。就像今天枪头不听使唤，叫天天不应叫地地不灵地歇火。”他觉得还是说点什么吧，说什么都好。
“男生无论有没有女友都会撸管的······”
“什么？”女友睁开眼睛。
“撸管！就是手淫。”
“公粮都交不了还自产自销？”
“······”女友觉得自己是不该说这个话的，但是脱口而出也没有办法。
“我没有怪你的，人总会有不行的时候，那次考试没过，这回面试不成。不行就不行吧，过去就好。说真的，就算是你真的不行我也爱你，真的。虽然······消磨的方式有很多的，只要我爱你。”女友握了握耷拉着脑袋的第三只手表示原谅。
“这倒不是有没有女朋友的问题，所以说男生无论有没有女友。有些时候遇到刺激，女友不在边上，就算在边上也是没有办法做事的场合。火愈烧愈烈，有厕所或者暂时没有人来的场所，速战速决解决主要矛盾。你如果问我为什么不带女友跑去厕所，还是说来去什么无人的角落。那也许行，不手淫也行。但是不是人人都是那种火能烧坏的类型，总有讨厌在外头干事的人，强烈地讨厌露阴，在外人面前就算是几率小得可怜。”
女友想插句话，最后还是没说。她又闭上眼睛听着男友说话。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
