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二、
我和她睡觉是因为她对我说：
现在的欲望像夏天无人采摘的爆裂芒果。
那天晚上，她表现得的的确确很暴烈。我俩在广场边的雕像下见面，确认完身份她就拉着我的手径直走到前面不远的宾馆，她忍住欲望到房门打开，她脱到大衣里面只有白花花的身体。
“你可以用你冰冷的手摸我。”她帮我脱下该死的牛仔裤。
我很难相信她的脸是那样的充满欲望，好像是家里的鱼缸被倾倒一空全装满鱼饲料的样子。从床头到床下，她扶着梳妆台叫我前进好几次，在浴缸里的水中，在地上，在桌子上，我坐在椅子上她坐在我身上。她轻声的叫全然不同矫揉造作的黄片，我兴奋地只知道前进，前进再前进，脑中一片空白脚下面似乎是源源不断喷水的欲望泉。
“宾馆里面总是白色的床单和医院一样，我不喜欢啊。下次去主题宾馆？”
“啊？”
“主题宾馆！”她咬着我的耳朵，我听不清她的话。
其实我想我是听清了她说的话，在物理层面上。她的声音进了我的耳朵，但是我的大脑处于静噪，这一方面是因为激情的余热，另一方面是她的话超出了我的经验之外。通常而言，在第一次与我水乳交融的她第一句总是轻描淡写地说出价钱或是以一个朋友的身份把自己的故事带出说出。但是她对我说的是下一次的安排，仿佛我俩已经熟悉依旧。我不知道自己应该要回些什么话，轻描淡写地赞同还是欣喜若狂地答应？
我又想起室友A的大学第一次，那个可怜的男生。从小就没有谈过恋爱，一有女生靠近便向听到号角的耶利哥之墙，随着时间全面沦陷。他在谈恋爱的第一个月便告诉我她怀孕了，自己不知道应该怎么办。我看着他惊恐的眼神叫他去带着女友去医院看看，后来他俩分手原因不得而知。她和前男友急急忙忙地复合，他心如死灰以后再没和我说过一句话。这是我的劣性，在占别人便宜的时候总不会想太多，但是一旦便宜有关于今后就开始算计起来，开始怀疑这个世界。
“下次再说吧，你想吃些什么吗？”
“唔······”她轻哼一声，“广场边的牛肉拉面吧”。
三、
他与女朋友说起前几天研究生跳楼的事。
“他在嘴里念叨什么，楼下听不清楚。我看到他拿着书，像一个邪教徒要把执行什么仪式把自己献祭的样子。”
“对，马老师的研究生。这几年总是这样子，但是还是有人报他的研究生啊。大BOSS，压力自然大啊。楼下好些人劝他，大声喊着不要想不开，马老师的弟子都是前途无量的。教务处的人也去了，喊的东西也差不多，边指挥保卫科的在楼下拉气垫，消防的也到了楼下，准备救人。听说那天谁都没看见马老师，他好像从来没有在这种时候出现过。”
“反正他是不为所动，一心一意念他的书。麻豆告诉我，他偷偷跑去顶楼想听听那个研究生到底在念什么，刚刚把门打开就被老师赶走只听到三个字‘背教者’。我想这小子说不定是胡说八道，但是仔细想想说不定也有这回事。跑去跳楼的人有什么事情做不出来？”
女友假装有兴趣的样子，她向来对这种事情不太感冒。别人的生死疲劳狗屁爱情，如果写成小说或者在芒果台变成电视剧她才能有所兴趣。像这种真真切切的例子，她应付不来。
“······反正到最后，那个研究生跳了下去。”他想了想不在说下去。女友打了一个哈欠，问他要不要再来一次。他吻了吻女友的乳头，告诉她如果她想。他的阴茎慢慢爬了起来，女友把安全套套了下去翻身做到他身上，把玩意儿导向自己。
四、
我告诉她室友C的爱好是看着齐柏林飞艇的照片打手枪，通常在寝室没有人的时候。我一开始也不是很相信这个事实，我感觉他只是用那张照片用来掩饰似乎羞耻的事情被人发现，他一定在这之前看着某个裸体女郎的照片或者性爱视频，再不济也是性感写真。看齐柏林飞艇的照片打手枪，这个太不正常。我只在小说里面看到，那个宣称看建筑物撸管的玩笑。
不过在星期三，寝室老四从寝室快步走到天台对我说：C不会是变态吧，他把一个飞艇的照片贴在自己的床头，坐在凳子上撸管。我告诉他不要把事情告诉其他人，“每个人都有在不影响他人的前提下有各种各样的方式解决性欲的权力，C不知道你会提前回来，你一般在自习室待到四点，现在才三点半，而我只有五点才会回寝室看书打游戏。这不怪C，你看到就看到吧。务必理解，不要随口乱说。”我突然感觉自己一本正经，但是十分正义。我想不起自己是什么时候那么正义了。
女友笑着说我恶心，我不应该说这些东西给她听。她只在乎我有她之后还是不是那个靠小电影发泄欲望的少年。
“才不会，你比小电影不知道强了多少。我喜欢你亲我把手放在我下部的样子，后面的事情更不用说。我不知道我这样说你会不会生气，你在做爱上对我来说妙不可言，谁也不能代替你。”她微微一笑没有说什么。
“其实男生手淫不是单把小家伙抓在手中来回捋动，有的人把大拇指按在龟头上摩擦，有的用两根手指夹住下端向上来回提，也有摩擦龟头下端的，当然也用工具的，像英国有一个叫劳伦斯的家伙，在解决自己欲望的时候突发奇想，把飞机杯两端连着导线，身体两端放着永磁铁。他让导线连着蓄电池，穿过永磁铁。他告诉老友说他准备用这玩意儿看自己一年能撸出多少电量，老友·······”
“你能别说这个了么？”她生气了。
我只能闭嘴看自己会被如何发落。我想装出一副说荤笑话被父亲听懂后遭到训斥的样子，可是我怎么也想不起来父亲是如何训斥我的，甚至我脸父亲的脸是什么样子都没有想起。我只能看到眼前女友些微生气的脸。我突然伸手把她的嘴向上抹，让她感觉自己在笑。她真笑了起来，她轻轻锤我告诉现在应该起床去上第六节的线性代数。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
