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Kolumn Sutra: The Klose of the Elections
Thank you to all our candidates.
Initially, it was a position granted to him due to the removal of his predecessor from the seat, but today, thanks to having nearly as many votes as the other two candidates combined, Liquid HOMICIDE has now been seated as president of our nation for at least the next 30 days and in his words, it’s for real this time.
This election, despite the numbers, presented difficult choices as all three candidates brought something to the table and they all had something to offer, assuming their words true. All three candidates had an enthusiasm and desire for this country to get back on its feet and to help their fellow Americans.
Conan OBrien was enthusiastic and offered great ideas and interesting viewpoints on the state of our country. He possessed a fire that at least nearly a third of all voters believed in and felt they could get behind despite his relatively new entry into this game. While some may have been apprehensive about his lack of in game experience, one would have had a hard time ignoring his well spoken, well thought out, and developed ideas, as well as his well placed humor. Even with his short time, he managed to be quite a contributor to the sUS playing an active role in charity and in the media.
Commando was a candidate with proven history. A war hero in his own right with 102 Battle Hero Medals, this candidate has literally been around since day 1. With a friends list more than twice that of the other candidates, one would have been hard pressed to ignore that he may have greater contacts and perhaps more connections around the world. The people’s hesitation to choose him as leader of our nation may have derived from his seeming to hesitate to run as he did not enter the race until much later than the other two candidates. It may also have been due to the lack of public appearances in comparison to the other two candidates. Despite this, it was undeniable that Commando was a strong candidate and potentially good choice for this country.
In the end, only one person could be chosen however and today that person was Liquid HOMICDE. Unlike the other candidates, mostly due to me just not being in there before, I had a chance to speak extensively with Liquid HOMICIDE on some key issues of our nation in IRC . He was encouraging, determined, and hopeful. His thoughts were well structured and with the help of this country, he was confident that he could make significant strides during this presidency towards tackling some of this country’s toughest issues.
I also was fortunate enough to catch a bit of Conan OBrien’s take on things while in there. It was very informative, but more importantly, it was good to get to know these two candidates better. It is clear that there are some pretty insightful people in our country if we are willing to listen. I found DannyCrowly to be one of those insightful individuals.
It is encouraged to everyone, especially those of you holding a political office or intending to try to do so in the future, to spend more time in the IRC . (THANK YOU Craddle , for shouting the link)
With such good candidates, regardless as to the outcome, America had a strong chance of coming out the winner in all of this.
This paper has not had the pleasure of seeing any other presidential election other than this one, but if they are all like this, other than the periodic unsolicited campaign mails, it looks forward to seeing many more elections of this caliber.
This paper would like to thank all the candidates for running for office and thank everyone that voted, but would also like to say…
Liquid HOMICIDE
The President of the sUSA
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**This article is intended to inspire change and not an attempt to make anyone feel bad or accuse them of being a bad citizen. We all make mistakes from time to time, but the important thing is that when we realize that we have done so, we change. This is just a perspective from a madman named “Kaizer,” so chill.
Job hunter
(The job market is booming)
Nothing says, “SEXY” like a guns… well other than, you know, sexy type stuff. Guns are more dangerous than sexy, but you know what I mean. Anyway, if you’re looking to build guns and get paid for it, there are plenty of job openings at:
USA Weapons 2
USA Weapons 3
Sure, if you work here, you will be working for a man that looks like a wizard one week and a pirate on another. It is possible that his beard knows 20 ways to kill a man, but you know what? You’ll be working for one of the most well known weapon manufacturers in the world if you manage to land a job at:
Smith & Wesson
So what is the Grim Reaper doing when he’s not helping someone’s immortal soul transition out of the physical plane and into the next state of existence? He feeds us, that’s what! And he could use a hand making those morbidly good dishes. Make sure that if you get this job, you don’t shake the hand of the owner upon accepting it or else… there wil still be a job opening at:
Grim’s Eats
Do you not have a job? Are you terrible at motivating yourself? Can you resist eating food that you make? Then come work at a place where you won’t only make food, but a drill sergeant will be yelling at you the whole time in order to keep you motivated. So if the only kind of motivation that will work for you is the threat of a combat boot potentially being shoved where you sit down, then go apply to:
American Food
Uncle Sam wants you to cut your hair and make sure that you have the proper shave. He also wants you to have a job. The starting pay isn’t much if your Eco Skill is 1, but being the Army is your employer, the room for advancement should be promising at:
US Army Weapon
Whoever said that sheep aren’t dangerous didn’t know wool about sheep. Not only are they dangerous, they also have firepower and if the idea of working for the guy that shags them and supplies them with arms appeals to you, then you may find a job with:
Sheep’s Weapons
Maybe it is not enough for you to own a gun. Maybe having the American flag tattooed on your arm, back, chest, and stomach is also not enough. Maybe dressing like Uncle Sam on the 4th of every month also falls short. You want to be as patriotic as you can be, so why not make patriotic bread? Why not work at:
USA Bread
There are people that make friends through websites. Some use work or school to meet new people and become friends… but then there are those that use space cannons pointed towards the planet in order to force them into friendship. If your need for cash is greater than your morals, then you may want to apply to:
Orbital Friendship Cannons, Inc.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
