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Bio Englez u Bosni u Misiji. Kada se vratio u svoju dragu domovinu, dosli
mu prijatelji na caj u pet popodne. I, izmedu ostalih pitanja o navikama
ljudi iz Bosne, upitali su ga da li tamo u Bosni ljudi piju caj i koje
vrste caja. Englez iz Misije im je odgovorio da Bosanci takodje piju caj,
samo ne u pet popodne, nego kad god im to padne na um. I dalje je
razgovor tekao ovako:
"I have tried all kinds of tea there: camomile tea, linden tea, fruit tea,
but there is one kind of tea that Bosnian people drinks very often and
they mention it almost every minute, but I never managed to find it, to
try it..."
" What is the name of that famous Bosnian tea? Do you remember?"
"Yes of course. It is called: Yeboga tea!"
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Sreli se Mujo i Haso i pita Mujo:
- Šta ti se dogodilo?
- Umro mi stric.
- A bio je star, jelde?
- 86 godina.
- Pa dobro, nije ni čudo.
- Ma jok, nije to, on ti je bio fenomen, izgledo je ko da mu je bar 30 manje. Baš taj dan kad je umro odveo je dve u motel!”
- Ih, dve! Znači, srce.
- Ma jok, nije to, nego bio požar u motelu.
- Joj, onda živ izgoreo!
- Ma jok! Došli vatrogasci s platnom pa se bacio sa 7 sprata dole na platno.
- Aha, kontam, probio platno.
- Ama jok, nego se odbio od njega pa odleteo u železnu ogradu prekoputa.
- Ufff, i nabio se na ogradu, jel?
- Nije, i od tamo je odskočio, letio 300 metara pa završio na nekakoj anteni.
- I antena ga probola, jel?
- Jok! Proklizao po anteni ko po toboganu i onda nastavio da leti.
- Pa kako je onda umro?
- Morali smo ga oboriti.
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Leže Mujo i Fata na plaži, a Muji se digao pa bi on da sexa....
Kaže on to Fati,a ona će njemu:
- Ma jesi li lud, pa svi vide!
Pokrićemo se peškirom, navalio Mujo.
Ma kakvi, odbija Fata.
A da predjemo na ono ostrvo.
-Jesi li bolan lud, ja ne znam da plivam, opet će Fata.
-Ja ću plivati na ledjima, a ti se za njega uhvati, vidiš li kako stoji.
-Ma zajebi to, - a kako ću se vratiti?!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
