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As you may have read by now,
Lilith of Apollyon released an article earlier this evening citing an anonymous source in the administration who accused President 
Pfeiffer of taking hundreds of Gold from the treasury without the authorization of Congress. Upon hearing the charges, Pfeiffer excused himself from IRC and quickly informed his advisors that he needed to make a long car trip and would be away for several hours. The Congress responded by proposing impeachment . Some have suggested the move was too quick, and should have been preceded by fourm discussion, while others point out that the impending Presidential Elections leave little time to waste. If the impeachment passes, 
Feefaroni will become President until the end of the term.
In this same article DerpyHooves also announced that his previously “lulzy” campaign for president will now be very real. He worked with friends, advisors, and current insiders throughout the night to craft a cabinet and a vision for the nation. He has asked me to host a special half-hour segment of eNPR on Saturday to discuss these allegations and his campaign for president before the polls open.
eNPR will air an e-Sim Special Edition on Saturday, August 4th, at 1:30 pm ET (19:30 Server) to cover this event. We will strive to provide as many facts as possible so that voters will be informed. You can tune in here to hear the show, and join #eNPR on Rizon IRC to chat with us live during and after the program.
Edit - An Update from moderator
Miniteck in IRC:
<Miniteck> yes, he will have to talk with someone from the team
<Miniteck> and explain everything
<Miniteck> don't worry guys
we'll take care of preifier
<Miniteck> and you will get the gold back
Pictured: Pfeiffer
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