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I hope you guys liked the first seven articles. Hollande, Putin, Monti, Merkel, Barack Obama and Frederik Reinfeldt are crying together now.
Now its time that the scandal paper will go to his eight country. Our next target is: The Netherlands!
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Facts about Holland:
- "the Netherlands" and "Holland" are used to describe the same country
- One quarter of the Netherlands is below sea level
- The International Court of Justice is at the Peace Palace in The Hague
- People in Holland eat raw herring with onions on top
- The Nederlands is the largest beer exporter in the world ( Proud of that
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- It is legal to smoke pot, buy it, or have less than 5 grams with you.
- You can smoke pot in a coffeeshop and you can buy it in a coffeeshop. But the coffeeshop must buy it Illegal
- Prostitution is legal, but only in free will and only if you pay the taxes.
- In Amsterdam, a parking permit is needed to park in your own garage
- We changed New York for Suriname
- There's a 10-year minimum grave resting period. After that they grave you up and drop your bones in a pit.
- Holland is quite often termed as a ‘land of compromise’, as it always has a coalition government.
- The highest point in the country is called the ‘mountain’ and it is as much as 323 meters high
- Holland is the third largest exporter of agricultural produce, after U.S. and France, even though only 3% of the Dutch population is employed in the agriculture sector.
- The Dutch are statistically the tallest people in the world.
- People of 200 nationalities live in Amsterdam
The top 5 bad things about The Netherlands
1: Politics. See above. Party for animals, Party for 50+ etc. etc.
2: Always want to be the brave boy in the world
3: Absurb high fines for speeding etc.
4: The big one, Bureaucracy
5: Driving: beware speed cameras, police, perpetual road works, bikes, pedestrians, dogs and the ‘cars coming from the right have priority’ rule.
Do we have something good about The Netherlands?
Offcourse
Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen
1. Fun about France
2. Fun about Russia
3. Fun about Italy
4. Fun about Germany
5. Fun about Spain
6. Fun about the United states of America
7. Fun about Sweden
8. Fun about The Netherlands
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